Mattchaps Posted October 20, 2007 Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 Dear Doc, A not so nice question, but a question nonetheless! Why is it that the day after a really good night on the P!ss, despite not having had much too eat, do I have visit the toilet a number of times for a I believe I'm fairly healthy and like clockwork I have a once a day, occassionally twice. Having consumed a large amount of alcohol last night, I have had 3 's already today, and assuming it will be like most other saturdays after a night on the town, I'd expect to have another 3 's before the day is out. Would like to add that (hhhhmmmmm, how to put it?) it's not like diarrhoea, they have shape and consistancy but are slightly softer than normal 's Look forward to your response(s) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedywheels Posted October 20, 2007 Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 Well however unpleasant the subject, I have to confess that I also struggle with this problem. To such a degree that I have to be careful how far I stray away from the toilet to prevent being caught short. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brabus Posted October 20, 2007 Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 The worst is after having lunch on a hangover. Do not stray too far from a toilet IMO. Bloody explosive Oh and leave off the coffee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D1MAC Posted October 20, 2007 Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 Well not wishing to be obvious - but I'm going to be anyway What were you drinking? - Certain lower quality beers & bitter generally produce the trots. A certain bitter that used to be brewed near a Manchester prison has always been bad for this, as has a faux Irish drink that used to be popular and even advertised the fact they'd changed the recipe so that it didn't make you feel quite as s****y as it used to. Did you have a kebab or other food while or after the session? - By the time you wake up the body has processed this and is ready to expel. Regardless of food or not, your body has to process a load of crap while you're boozing and then asleep. It has to come out somehow and won't all be via the Old Chap. Why specifically several visits as opposed to one almighty one is the realm of somebody with some real knowledge - I quit Biology at 14! Oh and I get exactly the same thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster Posted October 22, 2007 Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 If you are drinking lager it might be a wheat intolerance. My mate had this for years and then found out he is a coeliac and cannot have any form of wheat. He now gets just as p1ssed as he used to on cider (yak) but doesn't get the Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cupramax Posted October 22, 2007 Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 I tried some cider recently after not having had any for years and I have never been so sick in all my life baaaaaad move Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UBM Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 I'll second the wheat intolerance. Any bitter or lager contains gluten. I am intolerant to gluten and so get bloating and severe if I take any - including bread etc. I drink cider and wine now, but have had to completely change my diet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chasdrury Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 You can have tests now for wheat intolerance. If you are diagnosed with Coeliac you can get foods on prescription from your pharmacy... My dad is a Coeliac, and funnily enough the company I work for just took over a Gluten free food company, so now we have a house full of gluten free produce!! Chaz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woppum Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 i quite enjoy that experiance. its where i catch up on evo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veracocha Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 [ QUOTE ] i quite enjoy that experiance. its where i catch up on evo. [/ QUOTE ] Good point but after the 'plug', the rest of it seems mainly to consist of stomach acid which if not rapidly removed feels like you have dipped your ring piece in high strength chilli powder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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