Bellypot Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 A man and a woman, who had never met before but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on an overnight sleeper-train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 am, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, 'Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you but could you reach into the cupboard to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold up here'. 'I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married. 'WOW!!! .....that's a great idea!' he exclaimed. 'Good,' she replied. 'get your own f**king blanket! There was a stunned silence. Then he farted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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