LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Er, has the "Lexus salesman" crawled back into his hole yet ? I've changed my mind. I want on. Real baaaaad.... Good afternoon my dear chap, sorry I've been busy but I'm back now to bring you some more amusing banter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cupramax Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Did you realise you're famous? This thread has been reposted around several of the biggest UK car forums... 12,000 views and counting. Lets hope your boss hasn't seen it eh or perhaps Lexus UK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 come back Mr LEXUS-MAINDEALER, you were really funny and I really want my test drive - this thread is getting on for 12,000 views, you can't leave us hanging I'm back Bazza, don't worry. So what have these Audi cock's in their dads cars been saying then - are they still claiming that the Audi is a far superior vehicle or have they finally moved on to crossdressing technique which they all practice together? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Probably a tw@t! In your case you would be right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 With Toyota putting up a 1.1 billion pound loss this year, I'm not sure how much longer Lexus will be around :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollox Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 With Toyota putting up a 1.1 billion pound loss this year, I'm not sure how much longer Lexus will be around :confused: At least 48 hours I hope... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 With Toyota putting up a 1.1 billion pound loss this year, I'm not sure how much longer Lexus will be around :confused: The problem with the motor trade at the moment is that there are far too many people who pipe up and talk crap, scaring the genuine buyers to hold off. It does however bring the messers out in great numbers - you know, the sort of people who make you stupid bids on £50'000 vehicles and try and buy them for £15'000. Theys tits are almost as bad as the bloody idiots who want to borrow a car for 48 hours and expect you to clean their Saxo ready for when they return with your car covered in **** and empry of fuel!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 At least 48 hours I hope... I will hunt you down!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollox Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 I will hunt you down!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will cross my fingers that you're a lady then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopsta Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Hello Bazza, I'm back now. Sorry I've not replied, I've been flat out with people booking test drives and asking me to value their Audi's. It's amazing how much these Audi's depreciate. I'm sure he'd be please to know that considering he drives a bimmer Mollox... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Did you realise you're famous? This thread has been reposted around several of the biggest UK car forums... 12,000 views and counting. Lets hope your boss hasn't seen it eh or perhaps Lexus UK. Did you buy your Audi from Poole Audi? If so did you meet that firey little minx called Kelly Stone, the hard as nails sales manager but oh so sexy!!!!!!!! GRRR!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 I'm sure he'd be please to know that considering he drives a bimmer Mollox... I'm not having a go at Bazzer, he's one of the most sensible people on here and is a supporter of my cause. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Did you buy your Audi from Poole Audi? If so did you meet that firey little minx called Kelly Stone, the hard as nails sales manager but oh so sexy!!!!!!!! GRRR!!! I might offer to take her out for 48 hours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom_hargreaves Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Hello Bazza, I'm back now. Sorry I've not replied, I've been flat out with people booking test drives and asking me to value their Audi's. It's amazing how much these Audi's depreciate. Funny, I had someone trade in a Lexus that lost 13 grand in 8 months. And less than 10,000 miles. Before the credit crunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 I might offer to take her out for 48 hours I don't think she would be interested, she's quite a classy bird! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cupramax Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Did you buy your Audi from Poole Audi? If so did you meet that firey little minx called Kelly Stone, the hard as nails sales manager but oh so sexy!!!!!!!! GRRR!!! Nah, got mine from York Audi, Poole Audi dont know the meaning of the word "deal" infact they should be done under the trades desciptions act as a "dealer" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollox Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 I don't think she would be interested, she's quite a classy bird! LOL But Dave is a drug baron.... Anyway, back on topic, please tell me - have you noticed an increase in applications for 48 hour test drives after your smash hit guerilla internet marketing campaign? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Funny, I had someone trade in a Lexus that lost 13 grand in 8 months. And less than 10,000 miles. Before the credit crunch. Really? do tell more........................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollox Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Really? do tell more........................ I heard it was silver.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 But Dave is a drug baron....Anyway, back on topic, please tell me - have you noticed an increase in applications for 48 hour test drives after your smash hit guerilla internet marketing campaign? Yes we have and I think this could be the future for our internet marketing. It's a fact that Audi drivers are cocks and the more you tell them that the more they feel the urge to experience a Lexus and see what they have been missing for all those years. Any thoughts on how this can be improved would be most welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 I heard it was silver.... Ah, I think I know the one. It had a wheel in each corner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cupramax Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Yes we have and I think this could be the future for our internet marketing. It's a fact that Audi drivers are cocks and the more you tell them that the more they feel the urge to experience a Lexus and see what they have been missing for all those years. Any thoughts on how this can be improved would be most welcome. Well your campaign seems pretty impressive, all you need now is the product.... errmmmm, back to the drawing board eh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chick Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 The problem with the motor trade at the moment is that there are far too many people who pipe up and talk crap, quote]:ha::ha::ha::smashfreak: pot, kettle and the colour black springs to mind!! Or was he looking into his mirror and thinking aloud ?? have been amused watching this thread ....... long may it continue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Yes we have and I think this could be the future for our internet marketing. It's a fact that Audi drivers are cocks and the more you tell them that the more they feel the urge to experience a Lexus and see what they have been missing for all those years. Any thoughts on how this can be improved would be most welcome. I wonder if the local dumps have seen up upsurge in deliveries via Lexi? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 The problem with the motor trade at the moment is that there are far too many people who pipe up and talk crap, quote]:ha::ha::ha::smashfreak: pot, kettle and the colour black springs to mind!! Or was he looking into his mirror and thinking aloud ?? have been amused watching this thread ....... long may it continue Hello again sweet heart, I refer to my previous statement of " be a good girl and put the kettle on" leave it to the men to talk about cars, now here's some money buy yourself something nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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