Matt R Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Here's a challenge to all of you. Pick up the phone and call your local Lexus dealership, when they answer I'd like you to say " Hello, I'm a cock that drive a Audi and I take myself too seriously - can you put me through to the gentleman that has sussed me for being a TIT please" The first one to find me wins a 48 hour test drive in the RX400h I CHALLENGE YOU ALL Now theres a challenge for all the IT bods, wouldn't think it would be too hard?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollox Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 It wasn't hard Edit: And I'm not even an IT bod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Now theres a challenge for all the IT bods, wouldn't think it would be too hard?? It's not but data protection is ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 How are we supposed to get put through to you when your Mummy says it's bed time? You haven't been a good boy this year, Santa won't be bringing you toys. At least in this economic climate, the coal will be welcome. I'm allowed to stay up until 7.00pm actually so it gives you a couple of hours. Come on, get ringing - first one to find me wins the RX400h for 48 hours. There are only 52 dealers in the network so it won't take you too long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theduisbergkid Posted December 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Do Chelfing need any salesmen? This guy sounds perfect. I'll ask Bisek Giddur.... LMD - I'm going to be serious now as you seemed to have calmed down just a little : Tell me why I should change my BMW 330 to the 'equivalent' car from the Lexus range. Try not to use TG quotes, anything to do with image (or other intangibles), go on - sell me a car. I'm listening. I will genuinely read what you put and respond without taking the p1ss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 The first one to find me wins a 48 hour test drive in the RX400h I CHALLENGE YOU ALL So that's the booby prize. What's the real prize? I've read this thread over the days it's been running and I have one question? Do we (the punters) need you (Lexus) more than you need us? If so then your attitude makes fractionally more sense. If not then I'm simply confused by your attitude. So much for welcoming people and and stealing people from your rivals. Good luck (really). I think you'll need it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt R Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 It's not but data protection is ! Hmm, now I wonder if his Dealer Principal knows he is misusing company resources?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollox Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Hmm, now I wonder if his Dealer Principal knows he is misusing company resources?? That's not what we're here for Matt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theduisbergkid Posted December 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Yeah, give the kid his due, c'mon LMD, sell me a car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 I'll ask Bisek Giddur....LMD - I'm going to be serious now as you seemed to have calmed down just a little : Tell me why I should change my BMW 330 to the 'equivalent' car from the Lexus range. Try not to use TG quotes, anything to do with image (or other intangibles), go on - sell me a car. I'm listening. I will genuinely read what you put and respond without taking the p1ss. The only way to fully appreciate the qualities of a Lexus is to go to a state-of -the-art Lexus centre and see the range for yourself (yes this will involve driving one and before anyone say's anything about test drives and messers I know what I said earlier). You'll find that the attention to detail is first class and the build quality is superb. All the vehicles in the Lexus range have been built with the driver in mind and you'll be surprised. You'll also find that your enquiry will be most welcome and you will be treated to a first class service by the centre's sales staff. (I'm looking forward to all the abuse I'm going to get now) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 hmm, now i wonder if his dealer principal knows he is misusing company resources?? gaylord! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 So that's the booby prize. What's the real prize?I've read this thread over the days it's been running and I have one question? Do we (the punters) need you (Lexus) more than you need us? If so then your attitude makes fractionally more sense. If not then I'm simply confused by your attitude. So much for welcoming people and and stealing people from your rivals. Good luck (really). I think you'll need it. Good question Scotty. Come and see me when your S4 blows up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollox Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 gaylord! Nope, that's not his name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pontyslapper Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 I'm guessing he's on the South Coast somewhere around Poole/Dorset area as he has a thing for a young lady in a competitor's dealership. I'm bored tomorrow - I'm going to take my scruffy arse down to the local Lexi dealers and try and scab some test drive time - test pilot and tyre kicker I ain't. Wifey says I can chop the mondey in and its research time - was gonna be 'an old' A8, but she's given me a tad more budget to play with so.... let the research begin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 It wasn't hard There are several answers to that, all of which I feel obliged to leave to those TSN members who know you, er, more intimately... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 I'm guessing he's on the South Coast somewhere around Poole/Dorset area as he has a thing for a young lady in a competitor's dealership.I'm bored tomorrow - I'm going to take my scruffy arse down to the local Lexi dealers and try and scab some test drive time - test pilot and tyre kicker I ain't. Wifey says I can chop the mondey in and its research time - was gonna be 'an old' A8, but she's given me a tad more budget to play with so.... let the research begin! Excellent - a man who's got a bit of sense. The Audi A8 is a tired car now and lacks the build quality and performance of the Lexus LS460 SE-L or the Lexus GS450h SE-L. I would suggest the GS if boot space isn't an issue, it's a wonderful drive and would be pleased to see you at the dealership. We make excellent coffee too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom_hargreaves Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 What are you here for Tom? after all this isn't some strange dating site for cross-dressing Audi drivers is it? Just aswell I don't drive an Audi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom_hargreaves Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 The only way to fully appreciate the qualities of a Lexus is to go to a state-of -the-art Lexus centre and see the range for yourself (yes this will involve driving one and before anyone say's anything about test drives and messers I know what I said earlier). You'll find that the attention to detail is first class and the build quality is superb. All the vehicles in the Lexus range have been built with the driver in mind and you'll be surprised. You'll also find that your enquiry will be most welcome and you will be treated to a first class service by the centre's sales staff. (I'm looking forward to all the abuse I'm going to get now) That's not really selling anyone a Lexus. Every car salesman will say that about the marque they sell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Just aswell I don't drive an Audi. Have you been sitting in the dark crying because the nasty man from Lexus has been a bit harsh with you Thomas? Well get used to it because there's plenty more left in the tank - bring it on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pontyslapper Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 I'm going to re-guess on LMD's location if I may... based on the fact that mater lets him wash cars until 7pm... I propose Lexus Stoke on Trent - 01782 599200 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom_hargreaves Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Have you been sitting in the dark crying because the nasty man from Lexus has been a bit harsh with you Thomas? Well get used to it because there's plenty more left in the tank - bring it on! I have never set foot in, or rang up a Lexus dealership. And never will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 I'm going to re-guess on LMD's location if I may... based on the fact that mater lets him wash cars until 7pm...I propose Lexus Stoke on Trent - 01782 599200 Miles off target, it's a good game this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphadirective Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Good question Scotty. Come and see me when your S4 blows up Hmmm, you might be waiting a while then, they aren't Corsa's you know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 I have never set foot in, or rang up a Lexus dealership. And never will. Lighten up Tom, you're making yourself seem like a bit of a girl - take the banter for what it is, just that, BANTER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphadirective Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Miles off target, it's a good game this. A game no one will ever win. You're not REALLY going to tell us where you work, thats just asking for a sacking if your bosses read this... Which if your IT department are any good they will have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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