Lexus-audi-porsche driver Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 pontyslapper said: Got to the boot sizes for an A4 Avant within 5 mouse clicks.Still no joy on the Lexus web****e - well for the LS anyhow - found it for all the others - in m3 - WTF is that about - give me litres and I can compare it with everything else out there. Or is this a cunning trick by Lexus as their boots are titchy??? Oh, and where are the estates - how am I supposed to nip up the tip?? Don't suggest an Rx as I'm a bloke and not a school run mum!! As and is22d se owner i can confirm the boot is tiny , the rear legroom is pityful , the reliability is woeful the fuel consumption bordering on libelus , and genrally the worst car lexus ever prodused ... oh and befre mr maindealer jumps on his high horse we have had a long string of the competitors so i know my apples .... and don't quote me euro 5 complience on the economy thing , the lexus diesel is crap. oh Mr Lexusmain dealer tell the boys and girls what the manual says is the correct speed to change into 6th gear ? go on tell them . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Ah yes - the IS 220d SE. The car with the superfluous 6th gear... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Lexus-audi-porsche driver said: As and is22d se owner i can confirm the boot is tiny , the rear legroom is pityful , the reliability is woeful the fuel consumption bordering on libelus , and genrally the worst car lexus ever prodused ...oh and befre mr maindealer jumps on his high horse we have had a long string of the competitors so i know my apples .... and don't quote me euro 5 complience on the economy thing , the lexus diesel is crap. oh Mr Lexusmain dealer tell the boys and girls what the manual says is the correct speed to change into 6th gear ? go on tell them . You are correct my friend, it is pooh. Thankfully the new model (arriving in showrooms now so please get down to your nearest dealership and have a look) will be available for release in March and it is much better indeed. CO2 levels are at 148 and it is greatly improved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollox Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 LMD, can we send you a Tyresmoke sticker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Don't listen to him LMD - they're not real... :blah: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Mollox said: LMD, can we send you a Tyresmoke sticker? That would be lovely, thank you. I can put it on my Range Rover Sport which I use at weekends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamD Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 LEXUS-MAINDEALER said: That would be lovely, thank you. I can put it on my Range Rover Sport which I use at weekends. You don't drive a Lexus :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 SamD said: You don't drive a Lexus :confused: Yes of course, but at the weekend it's nice to drive something different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollox Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 LEXUS-MAINDEALER said: That would be lovely, thank you. I can put it on my Range Rover Sport which I use at weekends. We can deliver tomorrow if you want? We have stock in your area Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pontyslapper Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Just found a conversion website for m3 to litres.... The RX400h has a boot capacity of 0.439m3 thats 439 litres to you an me guv'nor. The GS460 has a boot capacity of 0.430m3, thats 430 litres. So some of the 'biggest' cars on the road... let's compare... Ford Fiesta - with steel wheel - 281 litres Ford Fiesta - with tyre repair - 295 litres Ford Fusion - with seats 'up' - 337 litres Ford Focus hatch - with full spare - 282 litres - with mini spare - 385 litres Ford Focus saloon - with full spare - 467 litres - with mini spare - 526 litres So there you have it - a Ford Focus SALOON has more boot space than a whopping great Lexus 4x4 or saloon - even the Fusion and Fiesta aren't that far off!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Mollox said: We can deliver tomorrow if you want? We have stock in your area It's a con! He'll want a deposit out of you next! (Mollox likes TSN customers to come first too... ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theduisbergkid Posted December 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 LMD - Regarding 'sell me a car'. You fail. Miserably. You spout on about quality, coffee and fancy showrooms. I (and all the other potential customers on TSN) care not a jot for hot air. Sure, once a potential customer is in the showroom, you can get to work on 'em, but you have to entice them there in the first place. Can you do that ? Tip - We're interested in cars, not rhetoric. Even Kia will give you a free coffee (I guess, I've never been in) I stand by my original comment, you're not a Main Dealer, I guess you're a used-car salesman in a bad mood, or a bored kid. Your attitude, spelling and approach on a subject that has had 12000+ hits have been way short of what Lexus would expect of their staff. Whoever you are, and whatever your motive, I wish you a relaxing weekend. I'm now off to the pub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Mollox said: We can deliver tomorrow if you want? We have stock in your area Just leave it with your wife and I can pick it up in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopsta Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Quote I wish you a relaxing weekend Errm it's only Monday :smashfreak: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Everyday is the weekend for the D Kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 theduisbergkid said: LMD - Regarding 'sell me a car'. You fail. Miserably. You spout on about quality, coffee and fancy showrooms. I (and all the other potential customers on TSN) care not a jot for hot air. Sure, once a potential customer is in the showroom, you can get to work on 'em, but you have to entice them there in the first place. Can you do that ? Tip - We're interested in cars, not rhetoric. Even Kia will give you a free coffee (I guess, I've never been in) I stand by my original comment, you're not a Main Dealer, I guess you're a used-car salesman in a bad mood, or a bored kid. Your attitude, spelling and approach on a subject that has had 12000+ hits have been way short of what Lexus would expect of their staff. Whoever you are, and whatever your motive, I wish you a relaxing weekend. I'm now off to the pub. This site / thread what ever you want to call it has been made popular by my loyal fan base (utter ****) blasing you pretentious half-wits taking yourselfs far too seriously. Get a life or have a ****! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom_hargreaves Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 LEXUS-MAINDEALER said: You are correct my friend, it is pooh. Thankfully the new model (arriving in showrooms now so please get down to your nearest dealership and have a look) will be available for release in March and it is much better indeed. CO2 levels are at 148 and it is greatly improved. Which engine is that? That's about the same as a 3 Litre Twin Turbo Bimmer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 pontyslapper said: Just found a conversion website for m3 to litres....The RX400h has a boot capacity of 0.439m3 thats 439 litres to you an me guv'nor. The GS460 has a boot capacity of 0.430m3, thats 430 litres. So some of the 'biggest' cars on the road... let's compare... Ford Fiesta - with steel wheel - 281 litres Ford Fiesta - with tyre repair - 295 litres Ford Fusion - with seats 'up' - 337 litres Ford Focus hatch - with full spare - 282 litres - with mini spare - 385 litres Ford Focus saloon - with full spare - 467 litres - with mini spare - 526 litres So there you have it - a Ford Focus SALOON has more boot space than a whopping great Lexus 4x4 or saloon - even the Fusion and Fiesta aren't that far off!! I'm pleased that you have gone to the trouble of finding irrelevant ****e. Thank you for doing this and I'll cross it off my list of things to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexus-audi-porsche driver Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 garcon said: Ah yes - the IS 220d SE. The car with the superfluous 6th gear... yep the manual officially says do not use 6th gear below 75mph . but then the manual says it does 45+ mpg but i have never seen that ever list of warrenty bits so far in 40k is . new clutch 1 new flywheel 1 new cat 1 new egr vlave 2 5th injectors 3 remaps 1 rear view mirror 1 compte front suspention assembly drivers side and now at a cost of £6499 it needs a drivers seat ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pontyslapper Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 It was no trouble - filled up a few minutes while I was waiting for a CD to burn. Had the info hanging about - my mate's mum wants a new 'small' car and likes to know such minutiae - she has 'detail OCD' - well thats what we call it anyhow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 (edited) Lexus-audi-porsche driver said: yep the manual officially says do not use 6th gear below 75mph .but then the manual says it does 45+ mpg but i have never seen that ever list of warrenty bits so far in 40k is . new clutch 1 new flywheel 1 new cat 1 new egr vlave 2 5th injectors 3 remaps 1 rear view mirror 1 compte front suspention assembly drivers side and now at a cost of £6499 it needs a drivers seat ... If you drive like a complete fecking arsewipe then you will have problems like with any car you stupid cock. You don't actually own a Lexus (I know this because you would be chased out of the showroom for being a cnut) so stop talking rubbish whilst I climb back on my sister. Edited December 22, 2008 by bazza_g comedy - play nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pontyslapper Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 All these 'horror stories' coming out about such a 'bullet proof' brand - not good eh?!? Maybe I will switch the focus of my search back to Audi/VW/BM/Jag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 pontyslapper said: It was no trouble - filled up a few minutes while I was waiting for a CD to burn.Had the info hanging about - my mate's mum wants a new 'small' car and likes to know such minutiae - she has 'detail OCD' - well thats what we call it anyhow! LOL. Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollox Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 LEXUS-MAINDEALER said: If you drive like a complete fecking arsewipe then you will have problems like with any car you stupid cock. You don't actually own a Lexus (I know this because you would be chased out of the showroom for being a cnut) so stop talking rubbish and climb back on your sister. How about minding your language? We're more than happy to hear your opinions, I for one find them interesting and entertaining, but sort that attitude out please - there's no need for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamD Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 LEXUS-MAINDEALER said: If you drive like a complete fecking arsewipe then you will have problems like with any car you stupid cock. You don't actually own a Lexus (I know this because you would be chased out of the showroom for being a cnut) so stop talking rubbish and climb back on your sister. What do you think Lexus UK would make of that statement? Wouldn't be too hard for them to find out who you are - everything posted on th'internet is traceable after all - or didn't you know that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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