Rustynuts Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 [Rusty arrives somewhat tardily] Can't believe I've missed out on all this! I saw the thread at the top of the list many times, but thought to myself "Nah, Lexus! Who really cares...." Anyway, I doubt I'll ever have the inclination to buy a Lexus, but having seen all this going on I'd be tempted to take a test drive. Yes indeed! After all, the van needs to go in for a new starter motor, and I really could do with some free transport while that happens. A free Lexus for a couple of days would do nicely thank you, with the added bonus of p!ssing off another "up his own arse"* dealer to boot. *this assumes that said dealer actually has an arse to be up, and does not extend to the service department or certain parts departments, but is limited exclusively to smug sales jockeys who have the unfortunate luxury of being entitled as "executives" when everyone knows that the bloke in the office who they keep running off to talk to is the real deal maker. The names have been changed to protect the ignorant, and any similarity to person or persons alive or deceased is entirely at your own risk. No communications will be entered into regarding defaced or illegible conversations, unless expressly informed beforehand that the conversation is (or may be) recorded for the purposes of stitching the customer up when the sh!t hits the fan. Your mileage is irrelevant. Or words to that effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 To be fair, I'd rather have a Mondeo than an A4.... You know what's really shocking, is that I probably agree with this I get a lot of mid-range cars, and I have to say the last mondy I had was quite astonishing to drive. My previous A4s have been at best bland, and at worse unfinished and broken* *And nothing to do with what I did them. Oh no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOSE Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Just bought a Mondeo and had the choice of many a fine car.......and tbh, it was the best drive of the lot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Do you guys not remember the last time we got invaded by Those of Lexi? I do, but I can't find it. So I'll shut up then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Oh oh oh this is quite amusing http://www.tyresmoke.net/forum/audi-a3-s3-cabrio/2003-brand-loyalty.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 McBaldy Why you m*therf*ckers I'm going to invite all my lexi owning friends to come here and haunt you and to wee on your socks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 ...and can I just add, in that link I added above I seem to be bizarrely very level-headed :confused: What's that all about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarMad Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 ...and can I just add, in that link I added above I seem to be bizarrely very level-headed :confused:What's that all about. Your getting old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 bwahhahahaha F uck off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Also, it's 'you're'. Do you not have enough apostphii up in the land of monkeys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 With respect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Tone_ Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Christ! Just got to the end of this thread - what a barrage of abuse that idiot comes out with, he is obviously passionate about the brandcos he has taken work home with him, most car salesmen at this time of the year wouldn't do that I believe! Anyway after all that reading I think he will come back to the news that his IP address has been traced and we can see where he comes from - who can do this?? I'm going to book the 48 hour test drive and check out the GS - just to see how crap it really is in boot space when I go to Calais! I know probably wont allow it to go abroad but its worth a punt. LMD - have a good holiday - get drunk and break a leg so you can watch the demise of your dealership on sky news whilst getting better... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarMad Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 With respect How much respect do you want. :buttcheeks::buttcheeks: < That much.. :buttcheeks::buttcheeks: :buttcheeks::buttcheeks: < No I think thats about the right amount. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Ah, Mister Lexus Main Dealer... seeing as you're a West Ham fan I have a date for you. 11th May 1991. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrob Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Bloody good thread, I hope LMD comes back from his holiday all refreshed. "The more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 That is such a great picture - I use it so often Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 I thought you'd like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teacake Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Whoa, language, Timothy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipex Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Lexus is a marque in its own right now. No models are Toyotas even in the home market any more. But they are made out of Toyota bits! If you start taking one apart, you will find them remarkably similar (exactly the fecking same in fact) under the skin! Toyotas problem is that they bulid cars in the UK now, hence they fall to pieces, dont know where Luxus' are made but I hope it's japan, they should be built a bit better if thats the case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharalaxy Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Just superb, read every post last night, was linked from the VWAF and glad too. Had to register, if this is the sort of thing that goes on here I'll be sticking around, great fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonC Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 The ICF got their name through travelling to "football matches" via the Inter City trains, so ironically not connected to cars in any way. Perhaps some of the original ICF did have cars? Toyota perhaps? Does the modern ICF member drive a Lexus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheechy Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Now look whats happened - you've made me post here and everything! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom_hargreaves Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Kind of painting a picture now.More than likely an Essex dealer. It isn't the fake tan thats glowing in the dark mate.....its the syphyllis. I've only been away from this thread since 5pm last night and it's had an additional 160 posts! Top stuff. Now, anyone for a Lexus yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazza_g Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Just superb, read every post last night, was linked from the VWAF and glad too.Had to register, if this is the sort of thing that goes on here I'll be sticking around, great fun. welcome sharalaxy - feel free to go nuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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