Phantom Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 (edited) oh look another hybrid model, anyone for a PriLexus, the design is really cutting edge too, NOT Edited December 23, 2008 by Phantom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazza_g Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 sorry everyone, was just sick over my computer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billy2shots Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Pleaseeeeeeeeeee slow down everyone, i have spent 2 hours reading and i can't catch up. This thread is all over the place and dont know where to start. I will ask everyone to be kind to LMD for their own sake. I can confirm first hand that the West Ham lot are not people you want to upset. I was with two mates at my local football ground when we played West Ham in a "friendly", there were no tickets left in the home end so we stood in the West Ham end. After calling Neil Rudduck fat, we were confronted by 7 or 8 of "the firm" and told to run as soon as the final whistle goes. After a few minutes a couple of them were even pulled away by their own guys. Long story short we were ok and got out safe. Oh forgot to mention, me and my mates were 11 years old. Double hard ba5tards those Hammers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 :roflmao:But what chance do you have to save your immortal (and slightly odd) soul? Chris don't worry about my soul, I sold it to the devil years ago. I't was in PX for my rugged, handsome good looks and modest ego! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 I'm beginning to see a pattern here.....it was good enough for Toyota (whoops) who implemented it after WWII...... Shut up Clit Eastwood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shark_90 Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Yeah thats the one! I know when to put my foot in it don't I? Mind you this was 7 years ago so it's probably allot more family friendly now. Nope, not really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 I'm suprised you didn't use Samaurai Swords LEXUS-MAINDEALER?I'm getting really confused now; I'm trying to get my head around whether this person actually believes in his own self-worth as a glorified Toyota brand employee, or whether it's a regular taking the piss. Do Lexus really train their staff to be as loyal as Kamakhazi Pilots? I thought I was bad but this person seems to have a unblinding, unquestionable faith in the Lexus Brand. That's because it is a company with vision and you are a mere Spunk Trumpet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 What a lucky wife he has ...... probably being chatted up at the bar by the ever-attentive Pedro, and I bet he's only got a moped and a spare helmet!!! Let's get something straight here shall we love. We have broadband in the apartment thanks to the wonderful people at Telefonica. Now go and finish my ironing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 I bet they are also the "most popular", "lets-have-a-blast" "fun" couple at dinner parties, everyone must be fighting to sit next to LMD and listen to his riveting antedotes .......... I'll come back to this one later, I think you find it most entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOSE Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 FFS...arseholes back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 I was thinking of the Travelodge outside Worksop thats 'near' the M1 I remember going there to see a family friend about 7 years ago. It's grim up North The only family friend you have is attached to your arm and spends most of its time spanking your monkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Edited for accuracy. You'll find it up your arse, ask Nelson to take it out and wash it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Because Toyota are crap at making a decent economical diesel engine, that's why. Oi Clit, when you've finished spouting toss, get round my house and empty those bins! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollox Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Ahem....we seem to be back to random insults again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 oh look another hybrid model, anyone for a PriLexus, the design is really cutting edge too, NOT What's the words I'm looking for? ah yes, COCK OFF SPUNK BUBBLE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 sorry everyone, was just sick over my computer Hello Bazza, lovely to see you. Can you tell I've had a drink? I think I'm hiding it quite well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Pleaseeeeeeeeeee slow down everyone, i have spent 2 hours reading and i can't catch up. This thread is all over the place and dont know where to start.I will ask everyone to be kind to LMD for their own sake. I can confirm first hand that the West Ham lot are not people you want to upset. I was with two mates at my local football ground when we played West Ham in a "friendly", there were no tickets left in the home end so we stood in the West Ham end. After calling Neil Rudduck fat, we were confronted by 7 or 8 of "the firm" and told to run as soon as the final whistle goes. After a few minutes a couple of them were even pulled away by their own guys. Long story short we were ok and got out safe. Oh forgot to mention, me and my mates were 11 years old. Double hard ba5tards those Hammers. Bollocks, you were 13 1/2! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollox Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Hello Bazza, lovely to see you. Can you tell I've had a drink? I think I'm hiding it quite well. The stockings and basque really do a great job of diverting attention away from the drink issue but I think the orange is what's really giving you away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustynuts Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 (edited) Oi Clit, when you've finished spouting toss, get round my house and empty those bins! I just hope you're big enough to back up your insults sunbeam, 'cos someone might just take umbrage at you throwing insults at people like that. Personally I'm big enough to rise above it (being as you're too far away from my house for a quick visit to "empty your bins") but perhaps someone will be kind enough to wipe the blood up for you when you finally get yours. Edit: I also note that you failed to disagree with my view of Toyota and their engine construction skills with regard to the dark side. Edited December 23, 2008 by Rustynuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 FFS...arseholes back! I'm coming for you later! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollox Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Promises, promises, MOSE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Ahem....we seem to be back to random insults again... Sorry Mollox, too much wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOSE Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 I'm coming for you later! I'm waiting babes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 What's the words I'm looking for? ah yes, COCK OFF SPUNK BUBBLE! Imagine being given that thing as a sales demonstrator, perhaps you can give us a review of its cutting edge and innovative design once you get your hands on one, thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelson_R32 Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Imagine being given that thing as a sales demonstrator, perhaps you can give us a review of its cutting edge and innovative design once you get your hands on one, thanks :roflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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