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When did the B8 come out in the USA?

The saloon (sorry, sedan ;)) was launched in August and deliveries started in late September.

They're usually a fair while behind us.

This used to be the case but it's changing. Q5 deliveries are already scheduled to begin next month.

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I have absolutely no idea why but I just decided to read this thread having not even glanced at it over the last month.

Classic.

I also did the Google search that someone suggested (bazza I think) 'Lexus 48 hour test drive' and this thread is now top of the google listings. I sooooo hope that lots of people at the marketing department of Lexus monitor the google search results ;)

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I have absolutely no idea why but I just decided to read this thread having not even glanced at it over the last month.

Classic.

I also did the Google search that someone suggested (bazza I think) 'Lexus 48 hour test drive' and this thread is now top of the google listings. I sooooo hope that lots of people at the marketing department of Lexus monitor the google search results ;)

I'm the same as you stooh, I never read this thread 'til last week. I saw the title of the thread contained the word Lexus and thought "nothing to interest me here!".

How wrong I was, it's a beaut!:roflmao:

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It's unfortunate that a lot got deleted however as someone pointed out when things are quoted they can't be deleted and so much of LMD's stuff was classic gold that it got quoted. TDK's signature will forever capture the posterity of LMD's introduction to TSN.

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Depends how far you got really, brief summary:

  • he started ranting about the technological superiority of the cars (all fancy words with no meaning)
  • hurling various abuse at people (some of it was great, Cocksmoker!)
  • then he vanished a few times allegedly catching a plane abroad
  • his wife was getting :assfecking: by Pedro the bar man
  • audichick (I think) came up with the best lines i've ever read about audi being driven by cocks (that gave me some images in my mind I can tell you)

That's most of what I can remember. +++:roflmao:

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Ah yes. Things you never expected to learn in a Lexus thread, number 46:

Audichick quite likes cock.

:roflmao:

Good but I preferred...

I've checked the boot, looked under the drivers seat, opened the glove box, read the manual and double-checked my knickers - no sign of a cock!!!!
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Well what can i say... Hello all and OMG. I only got to page 10 then thought I have too sign up!!! i got a thread from toyota owners club. personally i think you should consider a bit of re-training in customer services?? thats if you still have your job as this thread is ALL over the internet. i bet you could google it+++

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Some of my favorite comments from Ex-Lexus Southend Salesman 'LexusMainDealer' :

"The name of our delaership in irrelevant, I speak for every Lexus dealer in the network."

[Yet when we track him down...]

"Every postng and comment I have made on here is my own personal opinion and NOT that of Lexus GB or TMC. I am speaking on my own behalf and in no way do my views or opinions reflect or represent that of either company."

[More rantings...]

"Is that beeause you've got no reason then to hang around the gates with sweets and puppies?"

"Cock Smoker!"

"COCK OFF SPUNK BUBBLE!"

"The only family friend you have is attached to your arm and spends most of its time spanking your monkey."

"You'll find it up your arse, ask Nelson to take it out and wash it."

"Oi Clit, when you've finished spouting toss, get round my house and empty those bins!"

"Shut up Clit Eastwood."

"That's because it is a company with vision and you are a mere Spunk Trumpet!"

"It is not intended for bored Audi drivers to fan the flames of anger amongst hard working and professional Lexus salesmen who have spent years perfecting the art of Kaizan."

"Oi Cock Smoker, .... shut up because you are talking horse pooh, Bell End!"

"Hello Bum Bandits"

"Every marque needs to build upon humble sseds and that is exactly waht Lexus are doing now."

"Only joking you're not all cocks, you're not as bad as M3 drivers LOL "[Alienating target market segment customers, smart !]

"They are indeed if you want to buy a car that screams you're a TIT, but then again you already drive a Audi. " [and alienating yet more target customers]

"And you've convinced me that you are a cock of the highest order"

"Calm down Shirley, don't get you knickers in a twist. You're the bender who started getting all queer about things"

"Shut up you mug"

"West Ham never run "[A football hooligan too, lovely !]

"... they are monitoring this site now and are aware of the fact that you are a piss taker!

If you drive like a complete fecking arsewipe then you will have problems like with any car you stupid cock"[Refreshing insight into how Lexus handle warranty claims]

"This site / thread what ever you want to call it has been made popular by my loyal fan base (utter ****) blasing you pretentious half-wits taking yourselfs far too seriously. Get a life or have a ****!"

"I can put it on my Range Rover Sport which I use at weekends." [showing some brand loyality of his own there]

"Paul O'grady will be on soon and you know you like to get your tissues and hand cream ready!"

"..even a half arsed Audi cock "

"Have you been sitting in the dark crying because the nasty man from Lexus has been a bit harsh with you Thomas? "

"Pick up the phone and call your local Lexus dealership, when they answer I'd like you to say " Hello, I'm a cock that drive a Audi and I take myself too seriously - can you put me through to the gentleman that has sussed me for being a TIT please""

"Cheeky lady, NOW SHUT UP AND DO THE IRONING!"[bit of sexism for you]

"Too right my dear. Is my tea ready yet?"

"Hello again sweet heart, I refer to my previous statement of " be a good girl and put the kettle on" leave it to the men to talk about cars, now here's some money buy yourself something nice."

"Dear Sir. I feel that calling you a tit may have been wrong as tits are useful and far more fun to play with that you. Good night knobhead."

"Sytner group and we also have BMW!" [Great PR for you this, first class !]

"You complete dick, you've set me off again. Take your ****ty 318i on a N plate with your wind up windows and stick it where the sun don't shine!" [its not an N plate, nor a measly 318i, but I'll have a go at inserting it anyway]

"Our salesman are some of the very best in the business" [Of course you are]

"And you've convinced me that you are a cock of the highest order. Even Mr. Jamal from the Taj who has just delivered my dinner agrees (and he drives a R plate Honda) [Hint of Racism there ?]

"Here we go again, what a bloody surprise, it's an Audi driver!!! to quote Jeremy Clarkson " all Audi drivers are cocks" [What does JC say about Lexus ?]

"It's people like you that really piss me off. As a Lexus Main Dealer, I have to put up with rubbish like you wasting my bloody time and expecting me to bend over backwards to accomodate your every wish. The motor trade is tough at the moment and we can well do without vermin like you f***ing us about. I suggest that next time you go to the tip you take your BMW and your Scenic with you and leave them there you cock. "[Potential customers piss you off ?]

"Let this be a warning to any other jokers who can't afford to buy a quality prestige vehicle, us dealers have had enough of your crap and you will be chased out of our showrooms and back to your hovells where you belong. you TIT! "[Hovel ?, the lounge may need a new carpet, but that's a bit strong isn't it ?]

And to think people pay for PR ! :grin:

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"Our salesman are some of the very best in the business" [Of course you are]

Actually, they probably are on the whole. And certainly better than the average tosswipe at an Audi dealer. :rolleyes:

Oh, and of course our friend has managed to improve the average standard of Lexus salesmen by virtue of removing himself from their number - if he ever was one. :roflmao:

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