Mook Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 I don't think the B8 would make much difference to US sales. Audis don't sell well in the US (nor do many European cars) because they're so expensive to buy over there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_C Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 When did the B8 come out in the USA? The saloon (sorry, sedan ) was launched in August and deliveries started in late September. They're usually a fair while behind us. This used to be the case but it's changing. Q5 deliveries are already scheduled to begin next month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stooH Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 I have absolutely no idea why but I just decided to read this thread having not even glanced at it over the last month. Classic. I also did the Google search that someone suggested (bazza I think) 'Lexus 48 hour test drive' and this thread is now top of the google listings. I sooooo hope that lots of people at the marketing department of Lexus monitor the google search results Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shark_90 Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 If you only just read it then you missed a hell of a lot of stuff that got deleted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sternocleidomastoid Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 I have absolutely no idea why but I just decided to read this thread having not even glanced at it over the last month.Classic. I also did the Google search that someone suggested (bazza I think) 'Lexus 48 hour test drive' and this thread is now top of the google listings. I sooooo hope that lots of people at the marketing department of Lexus monitor the google search results I'm the same as you stooh, I never read this thread 'til last week. I saw the title of the thread contained the word Lexus and thought "nothing to interest me here!". How wrong I was, it's a beaut! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theduisbergkid Posted January 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 I have a funny feeling it's not quite dead yet either.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stooH Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 It's unfortunate that a lot got deleted however as someone pointed out when things are quoted they can't be deleted and so much of LMD's stuff was classic gold that it got quoted. TDK's signature will forever capture the posterity of LMD's introduction to TSN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom_hargreaves Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 It was rather entertaining. With Mr Maindealer getting mad and abusing people, but had no real clue as to the implications of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davyk31 Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 Like others I reckoned this thread did not sound too interesting and did not look into it til now. I have read the first 30 pages or so but not sure I have enough life left to keep reading. Anyone want to summarise what has happened in the second half? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stooH Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 Depends how far you got really, brief summary: he started ranting about the technological superiority of the cars (all fancy words with no meaning) hurling various abuse at people (some of it was great, Cocksmoker!) then he vanished a few times allegedly catching a plane abroad his wife was getting :assfecking: by Pedro the bar man audichick (I think) came up with the best lines i've ever read about audi being driven by cocks (that gave me some images in my mind I can tell you) That's most of what I can remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davyk31 Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 And is he still about and did we ever work out who he was and was he genuine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 Ah yes. Things you never expected to learn in a Lexus thread, number 46: Audichick quite likes cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stooH Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 Ah yes. Things you never expected to learn in a Lexus thread, number 46:Audichick quite likes cock. Good but I preferred... I've checked the boot, looked under the drivers seat, opened the glove box, read the manual and double-checked my knickers - no sign of a cock!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slyfatboy Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 Well what can i say... Hello all and OMG. I only got to page 10 then thought I have too sign up!!! i got a thread from toyota owners club. personally i think you should consider a bit of re-training in customer services?? thats if you still have your job as this thread is ALL over the internet. i bet you could google it+++ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Tone_ Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 We should have quoted LMD more then some of his priceless comments would remain here forever and a day. Have to thank TDK for that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipex Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Wont one of those Google cache thingys have them in? Incase anyone really wants to wade through it all again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theduisbergkid Posted January 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Bear with me folks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Nothing of the devil in that post Rich, even if is was post number 666 in this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Is now the time for me to say I've loads of contacts at Toyota and Lexus head office - in fact perhaps when I'm at HQ next week I could see if they have read this? Can't believe I've missed this thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Oh you're so last month Andrew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 To be fair Andrew, they'll probably say yeah yeah read it weeks ago, where the hell have you been? Edit - or what Mook said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theduisbergkid Posted January 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 (edited) Some of my favorite comments from Ex-Lexus Southend Salesman 'LexusMainDealer' : "The name of our delaership in irrelevant, I speak for every Lexus dealer in the network." [Yet when we track him down...] "Every postng and comment I have made on here is my own personal opinion and NOT that of Lexus GB or TMC. I am speaking on my own behalf and in no way do my views or opinions reflect or represent that of either company." [More rantings...] "Is that beeause you've got no reason then to hang around the gates with sweets and puppies?" "Cock Smoker!" "COCK OFF SPUNK BUBBLE!" "The only family friend you have is attached to your arm and spends most of its time spanking your monkey." "You'll find it up your arse, ask Nelson to take it out and wash it." "Oi Clit, when you've finished spouting toss, get round my house and empty those bins!" "Shut up Clit Eastwood." "That's because it is a company with vision and you are a mere Spunk Trumpet!" "It is not intended for bored Audi drivers to fan the flames of anger amongst hard working and professional Lexus salesmen who have spent years perfecting the art of Kaizan." "Oi Cock Smoker, .... shut up because you are talking horse pooh, Bell End!" "Hello Bum Bandits" "Every marque needs to build upon humble sseds and that is exactly waht Lexus are doing now." "Only joking you're not all cocks, you're not as bad as M3 drivers LOL "[Alienating target market segment customers, smart !] "They are indeed if you want to buy a car that screams you're a TIT, but then again you already drive a Audi. " [and alienating yet more target customers] "And you've convinced me that you are a cock of the highest order" "Calm down Shirley, don't get you knickers in a twist. You're the bender who started getting all queer about things" "Shut up you mug" "West Ham never run "[A football hooligan too, lovely !] "... they are monitoring this site now and are aware of the fact that you are a piss taker! If you drive like a complete fecking arsewipe then you will have problems like with any car you stupid cock"[Refreshing insight into how Lexus handle warranty claims] "This site / thread what ever you want to call it has been made popular by my loyal fan base (utter ****) blasing you pretentious half-wits taking yourselfs far too seriously. Get a life or have a ****!" "I can put it on my Range Rover Sport which I use at weekends." [showing some brand loyality of his own there] "Paul O'grady will be on soon and you know you like to get your tissues and hand cream ready!" "..even a half arsed Audi cock " "Have you been sitting in the dark crying because the nasty man from Lexus has been a bit harsh with you Thomas? " "Pick up the phone and call your local Lexus dealership, when they answer I'd like you to say " Hello, I'm a cock that drive a Audi and I take myself too seriously - can you put me through to the gentleman that has sussed me for being a TIT please"" "Cheeky lady, NOW SHUT UP AND DO THE IRONING!"[bit of sexism for you] "Too right my dear. Is my tea ready yet?" "Hello again sweet heart, I refer to my previous statement of " be a good girl and put the kettle on" leave it to the men to talk about cars, now here's some money buy yourself something nice." "Dear Sir. I feel that calling you a tit may have been wrong as tits are useful and far more fun to play with that you. Good night knobhead." "Sytner group and we also have BMW!" [Great PR for you this, first class !] "You complete dick, you've set me off again. Take your ****ty 318i on a N plate with your wind up windows and stick it where the sun don't shine!" [its not an N plate, nor a measly 318i, but I'll have a go at inserting it anyway] "Our salesman are some of the very best in the business" [Of course you are] "And you've convinced me that you are a cock of the highest order. Even Mr. Jamal from the Taj who has just delivered my dinner agrees (and he drives a R plate Honda) [Hint of Racism there ?] "Here we go again, what a bloody surprise, it's an Audi driver!!! to quote Jeremy Clarkson " all Audi drivers are cocks" [What does JC say about Lexus ?] "It's people like you that really piss me off. As a Lexus Main Dealer, I have to put up with rubbish like you wasting my bloody time and expecting me to bend over backwards to accomodate your every wish. The motor trade is tough at the moment and we can well do without vermin like you f***ing us about. I suggest that next time you go to the tip you take your BMW and your Scenic with you and leave them there you cock. "[Potential customers piss you off ?] "Let this be a warning to any other jokers who can't afford to buy a quality prestige vehicle, us dealers have had enough of your crap and you will be chased out of our showrooms and back to your hovells where you belong. you TIT! "[Hovel ?, the lounge may need a new carpet, but that's a bit strong isn't it ?] And to think people pay for PR ! Edited January 15, 2009 by theduisbergkid Late for Radio Norwich show... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cupramax Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Lol @ TDK . Perhaps we should start another thread based on this... Renault baiting anyone New Mégane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 I'm always so last month. This week I'll be mostly wearing DMs and paisley tops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 "Our salesman are some of the very best in the business" [Of course you are] Actually, they probably are on the whole. And certainly better than the average tosswipe at an Audi dealer. Oh, and of course our friend has managed to improve the average standard of Lexus salesmen by virtue of removing himself from their number - if he ever was one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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