Mook Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 I'm always so last month. This week I'll be mostly wearing DMs and paisley tops. Sh*t - but that would make you so next month Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom_hargreaves Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Some of my favorite comments from Ex-Lexus Southend Salesman 'LexusMainDealer' :"The name of our delaership in irrelevant, I speak for every Lexus dealer in the network." [Yet when we track him down...] "Every postng and comment I have made on here is my own personal opinion and NOT that of Lexus GB or TMC. I am speaking on my own behalf and in no way do my views or opinions reflect or represent that of either company." "Have you been sitting in the dark crying because the nasty man from Lexus has been a bit harsh with you Thomas? " Was he actually from Lexus Southend or was it an assumption? As you can probably imagine, the above comment he made towards me really cut me up inside. Soul destroying, confidence ruining and Lexus off-putting words they were Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 There's that many rumours going round a zillion forums about where he's from. AFAIK, his name and location aren't known. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 There isn't a Lexus Southend from what I can see on lexus.co.uk - Sidcup is the recommended Centre for Southend-on-Sea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Duisberg is world renowned for his wind-up abilities. Check Chelfing Automotive - Special Offers and Discounts for a start Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theduisbergkid Posted January 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Duisberg is world renowned for his wind-up abilities.Check Chelfing Automotive - Special Offers and Discounts for a start That's not Duisberg Kid, that's Bisek Giddur, obviously someone else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom_hargreaves Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Duisberg is world renowned for his wind-up abilities.Check Chelfing Automotive - Special Offers and Discounts for a start Quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burble Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 I'd forgotten about Chelfing Automotive. Very funny The Tim Westwood stuff is pretty good too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pincher Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 There isn't a Lexus Southend from what I can see on lexus.co.uk - Sidcup is the recommended Centre for Southend-on-Sea. It closed down at the begining of December. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Maybe LMD is the reason why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Tone_ Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 May these quotes go down with LMD and his notorious past! Well Done there for keeping them all blue peter badge to you matey - some say he (LMD) was a bigger prize cock then all the rest! Some of my favorite comments from Ex-Lexus Southend Salesman 'LexusMainDealer' :"The name of our delaership in irrelevant, I speak for every Lexus dealer in the network." [Yet when we track him down...] "Every postng and comment I have made on here is my own personal opinion and NOT that of Lexus GB or TMC. I am speaking on my own behalf and in no way do my views or opinions reflect or represent that of either company." [More rantings...] "Is that beeause you've got no reason then to hang around the gates with sweets and puppies?" "Cock Smoker!" "COCK OFF SPUNK BUBBLE!" "The only family friend you have is attached to your arm and spends most of its time spanking your monkey." "You'll find it up your arse, ask Nelson to take it out and wash it." "Oi Clit, when you've finished spouting toss, get round my house and empty those bins!" "Shut up Clit Eastwood." "That's because it is a company with vision and you are a mere Spunk Trumpet!" "It is not intended for bored Audi drivers to fan the flames of anger amongst hard working and professional Lexus salesmen who have spent years perfecting the art of Kaizan." "Oi Cock Smoker, .... shut up because you are talking horse pooh, Bell End!" "Hello Bum Bandits" "Every marque needs to build upon humble sseds and that is exactly waht Lexus are doing now." "Only joking you're not all cocks, you're not as bad as M3 drivers LOL "[Alienating target market segment customers, smart !] "They are indeed if you want to buy a car that screams you're a TIT, but then again you already drive a Audi. " [and alienating yet more target customers] "And you've convinced me that you are a cock of the highest order" "Calm down Shirley, don't get you knickers in a twist. You're the bender who started getting all queer about things" "Shut up you mug" "West Ham never run "[A football hooligan too, lovely !] "... they are monitoring this site now and are aware of the fact that you are a piss taker! If you drive like a complete fecking arsewipe then you will have problems like with any car you stupid cock"[Refreshing insight into how Lexus handle warranty claims] "This site / thread what ever you want to call it has been made popular by my loyal fan base (utter ****) blasing you pretentious half-wits taking yourselfs far too seriously. Get a life or have a ****!" "I can put it on my Range Rover Sport which I use at weekends." [showing some brand loyality of his own there] "Paul O'grady will be on soon and you know you like to get your tissues and hand cream ready!" "..even a half arsed Audi cock " "Have you been sitting in the dark crying because the nasty man from Lexus has been a bit harsh with you Thomas? " "Pick up the phone and call your local Lexus dealership, when they answer I'd like you to say " Hello, I'm a cock that drive a Audi and I take myself too seriously - can you put me through to the gentleman that has sussed me for being a TIT please"" "Cheeky lady, NOW SHUT UP AND DO THE IRONING!"[bit of sexism for you] "Too right my dear. Is my tea ready yet?" "Hello again sweet heart, I refer to my previous statement of " be a good girl and put the kettle on" leave it to the men to talk about cars, now here's some money buy yourself something nice." "Dear Sir. I feel that calling you a tit may have been wrong as tits are useful and far more fun to play with that you. Good night knobhead." "Sytner group and we also have BMW!" [Great PR for you this, first class !] "You complete dick, you've set me off again. Take your ****ty 318i on a N plate with your wind up windows and stick it where the sun don't shine!" [its not an N plate, nor a measly 318i, but I'll have a go at inserting it anyway] "Our salesman are some of the very best in the business" [Of course you are] "And you've convinced me that you are a cock of the highest order. Even Mr. Jamal from the Taj who has just delivered my dinner agrees (and he drives a R plate Honda) [Hint of Racism there ?] "Here we go again, what a bloody surprise, it's an Audi driver!!! to quote Jeremy Clarkson " all Audi drivers are cocks" [What does JC say about Lexus ?] "It's people like you that really piss me off. As a Lexus Main Dealer, I have to put up with rubbish like you wasting my bloody time and expecting me to bend over backwards to accomodate your every wish. The motor trade is tough at the moment and we can well do without vermin like you f***ing us about. I suggest that next time you go to the tip you take your BMW and your Scenic with you and leave them there you cock. "[Potential customers piss you off ?] "Let this be a warning to any other jokers who can't afford to buy a quality prestige vehicle, us dealers have had enough of your crap and you will be chased out of our showrooms and back to your hovells where you belong. you TIT! "[Hovel ?, the lounge may need a new carpet, but that's a bit strong isn't it ?] And to think people pay for PR ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Tone_ Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Duisberg is world renowned for his wind-up abilities.Check Chelfing Automotive - Special Offers and Discounts for a start TDK - Bloody excellent - you clearly have too much time to spare - great product range there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theduisbergkid Posted January 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 TDK - Bloody excellent - you clearly have too much time to spare - great product range there! It's not me Tone, it's Bisek Giddur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stooH Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 I think if you look back through this thread that there may well be *most* of his posts here... I noticed the other day that the thread suddenly grew by about 4 pages despite the last thread not changing. Crazy eh?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theduisbergkid Posted February 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 http://www.tyresmoke.net/forum/general-cars/115874-lexus-rx400h-review.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Good spot, Rich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theduisbergkid Posted February 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 Lol @ TDK . Perhaps we should start another thread based on this...Renault baiting anyone New Mégane I've just has a message from Review Stig, apparantly he bloody HATES french cars, and has a Megane for the weekend courtesy of Renault ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 It's one of the first signs that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruiser647 Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 I bet Review Stig ends up loving it soooooo much, he buys one! OK, maybe not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazza_g Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 got another Lexus promo email trying to get me to take a test drive - at this rate I could sell the BMW and just use the Lexus test drives for the weekend shopping etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlot Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 ...as long as the milk and OJ don't leak all over the boot then you will have to take the Lexus to the TIP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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