LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 a game no one will ever win. You're not really going to tell us where you work, thats just asking for a sacking if your bosses read this...Which if your it department are any good they will have. it's banter - take it as a bit of fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom_hargreaves Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Lighten up Tom, you're making yourself seem like a bit of a girl - take the banter for what it is, just that, BANTER. :roflmao:I don't need to say anything for this thread to make me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 :roflmao:I don't need to say anything for this thread to make me laugh. Anymore for anymore or have we had enough for tonight. I must say, it's been most enjoyable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pontyslapper Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Just had a look round the Lexi website - absolute pants - nowhere can I find the capacities of the boot for any model or a blinking brochure. Don't think I'll waste my time tomorrow as I doubt the sales monkeys will have the answers based on what I've seen with LMD!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Just had a look round the Lexi website - absolute pants - nowhere can I find the capacities of the boot for any model or a blinking brochure.Don't think I'll waste my time tomorrow as I doubt the sales monkeys will have the answers based on what I've seen with LMD!! All the measurements and specifications are on the Lexus website LEXUS - Lexus I would email them over but then you'd all know where I am and it would spoil the game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Just had a look round the Lexi website - absolute pants - nowhere can I find the capacities of the boot for any model or a blinking brochure.Don't think I'll waste my time tomorrow as I doubt the sales monkeys will have the answers based on what I've seen with LMD!! LEXUS - GS - SPECIFICATIONS Follow this link. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Just had a look round the Lexi website - absolute pants Oh come on ... it can't possibly be as bad as the Audi website ... can it? (At least when you finally find the specs on the Lexus site you have half a chance they'll be accurate...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pontyslapper Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Obviously you can't read - I couldn't find them - I'm a potential customer and the information I wanted wasn't easy to find - one lost customer and I probably won't venture into the showroom in Cardiff tomorrow despite it being on Hadfield Road which is the place for car dealers in Cardiff, apart from Audi and a few others that have located 'out of town' so to speak. Hadfield Road is always first stop as you can hit several in one go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Just had a look round the Lexi website - absolute pants - nowhere can I find the capacities of the boot for any model or a blinking brochure.Don't think I'll waste my time tomorrow as I doubt the sales monkeys will have the answers based on what I've seen with LMD!! I'm here to help if you have any questions - nothing is too much trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Obviously you can't read - I couldn't find them - I'm a potential customer and the information I wanted wasn't easy to find - one lost customer and I probably won't venture into the showroom in Cardiff tomorrow despite it being on Hadfield Road which is the place for car dealers in Cardiff, apart from Audi and a few others that have located 'out of town' so to speak.Hadfield Road is always first stop as you can hit several in one go! Miles off - try again. If you want a clue just ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamD Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 All the measurements and specifications are on the Lexus website LEXUS - LexusI would email them over but then you'd all know where I am and it would spoil the game! Not in any meaningful way they aren't. What good is it quoting the boot size in metres cubed when every other manufacturer quotes in litres? For the record my father had an IS and it is the single most unreliable car he has had - 2 gear boxes in 6 months doesn't shout quality to me, but what do I know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pontyslapper Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 (edited) Got to the boot sizes for an A4 Avant within 5 mouse clicks. Still no joy on the Lexus web****e - well for the LS anyhow - found it for all the others - in m3 - WTF is that about - give me litres and I can compare it with everything else out there. Or is this a cunning trick by Lexus as their boots are titchy??? Oh, and where are the estates - how am I supposed to nip up the tip?? Don't suggest an Rx as I'm a bloke and not a school run mum!! Edited December 22, 2008 by pontyslapper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamD Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Oh come on ... it can't possibly be as bad as the Audi website ... can it? (At least when you finally find the specs on the Lexus site you have half a chance they'll be accurate...) I think the website is quite nice as car manufacturers sites go. I also quite like some of the cars, but if this guy represents their dealers then I doubt they will ever be seeing any of my hard earned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Not in any meaningful way they aren't. What good is it quoting the boot size in metres cubed when every other manufacturer quotes in litres?For the record my father had an IS and it is the single most unreliable car he has had - 2 gear boxes in 6 months doesn't shout quality to me, but what do I know? Quite right my friend, what do you know? - I'll tell you what you know, NOTHING! Tell your dad he's obviously driving it like an old codger and to use the clutch more rather than crashing trough the gears like it's a Audi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamD Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Quite right my friend, what do you know? - I'll tell you what you know, NOTHING! Tell your dad he's obviously driving it like an old codger and to use the clutch more rather than crashing trough the gears like it's a Audi! You really are a prize prick aren't you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 I don't think we should assume he's representative, Sam... Sounds like your Dad was unlucky with the IS. I've heard stories that they can have one or two certain problems. You should tell him to try a Subaru...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom_hargreaves Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 like you wasting my bloody time and expecting me to bend over backwards to accomodate your every wish. nothing is too much trouble. Why the sudden change of heart? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Got to the boot sizes for an A4 Avant within 5 mouse clicks.Still no joy on the Lexus web****e! Follow the link I sent you, you soppy old git. even a half arsed Audi cock can follow simple links so surely someone of your common sense should have no problem. It's not the fecking Krypton Factor of Crystal Maze!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamD Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Quite right my friend, what do you know? - I'll tell you what you know, NOTHING! Tell your dad he's obviously driving it like an old codger and to use the clutch more rather than crashing trough the gears like it's a Audi! Are Audi gearboxes more resiliant then? Sounds like you're paying them a complement? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamD Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Follow the link I sent you, you soppy old git. even a half arsed Audi cock can follow simple links so surely someone of your common sense should have no problem. It's not the fecking Krypton Factor of Crystal Maze!!! They are there, but as I pointed out they are not quoted in a measurement that is even vaguely useful for comparison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollox Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Follow the link I sent you, you soppy old git. even a half arsed Audi cock can follow simple links so surely someone of your common sense should have no problem. It's not the fecking Krypton Factor of Crystal Maze!!! Can I ask a serious question? How many sales have you made this month? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamD Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 I don't think we should assume he's representative, Sam... Sounds like your Dad was unlucky with the IS. I've heard stories that they can have one or two certain problems. You should tell him to try a Subaru...! Come on Garcon, he's not a chav Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamD Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Can I ask a serious question? How many sales have you made this month? I suspect it's a big round number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Why the sudden change of heart? Has it taken you all this time to come up with that Thomas? You really must try harder when you're scrolling through the archives trying to find something you can understand. Run along now dear boy as Paul O'grady will be on soon and you know you like to get your tissues and hand cream ready! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pontyslapper Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Just in case you buggers missed it - I edited my earlier post, here it is - bloody BT exchange is having a fit! Got to the boot sizes for an A4 Avant within 5 mouse clicks. Still no joy on the Lexus web****e - well for the LS anyhow - found it for all the others - in m3 - WTF is that about - give me litres and I can compare it with everything else out there. Or is this a cunning trick by Lexus as their boots are titchy??? Oh, and where are the estates - how am I supposed to nip up the tip?? Don't suggest an Rx as I'm a bloke and not a school run mum!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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