LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 How about minding your language? We're more than happy to hear your opinions, I for one find them interesting and entertaining, but sort that attitude out please - there's no need for that. Quite right Mollox, I stand corrected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexus-audi-porsche driver Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 If you drive like a complete fecking arsewipe then you will have problems like with any car you stupid cock. You don't actually own a Lexus (I know this because you would be chased out of the showroom for being a cnut) so stop talking rubbish and climb back on your sister. now i realise your a troll , but actually your correct the lexus is a lease car , my own car is a 911 and my wifes is a audi S4 cabriolet , so why would i need to rag the lexus to within an inch of its life . to be fair my journey from surrey into london hardy lets me rag anything ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 What do you think Lexus UK would make of that statement? Wouldn't be too hard for them to find out who you are - everything posted on th'internet is traceable after all - or didn't you know that? Yes I know, we all got a bit too excited and I stand corrected like the naughty little monkey I am. Anyway, enough for now. Our conversations and discussions will have to wait until the new year as I'm off on my jollies down to the Costa Del Crime. I bid you all a very merry christmas (even Audi drivers) and look forward to more happy rantings over the coming months. Merry chuffing christmas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollox Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 So you won't be there to receive a sticker tomorrow?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pincher Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Stuff I like him - can we keep him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pincher Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Here's a challenge to all of you. Pick up the phone and call your local Lexus dealership I'd love to, except that my local Lexus dealership closed down two weeks ago due to lack of business Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamD Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 I like him - can we keep him? As long as he avoids water, bright light and most importantly DON'T FEED HIM AFTER MIDNIGHT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milo Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Well that was a good read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewcam Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Well that took me fecking ages to get through. Worth it though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarMad Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Oh I missed all the fun with our frustrated / bored dealer friend. Come back soon you still have some potential customers that you haven't abused yet. Beggars belief that a dealer would do this but there you go, book your test drives now to annoy and have the pleasure of the service of Lexus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Of course, the irony is that Lexus UK will no doubt continue to deservedly keep their reputation for superlative dealer service, while Audi UK will inevitably continue to deservedly keep theirs for diabolical dealer service. (Disclaimer: Yes, every marque has good and bad, but the mountain of owner surveys can't be complete rubbish...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonC Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 edit... Unless he's a messer who just wants to borrow one of our superior motor vehicles which he desires to aspire to. I thought you worked for Lexus? Great read this thread btw.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarMad Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Of course, the irony is that Lexus UK will no doubt continue to deservedly keep their reputation for superlative dealer service, while Audi UK will inevitably continue to deservedly keep theirs for diabolical dealer service.(Disclaimer: Yes, every marque has good and bad, but the mountain of owner surveys can't be complete rubbish...) Indeed, as I've mentioned many times the service I've got from Lexus has been the best of any dealer and marque I've come across. Which makes it all the more disappointing this idiot is spouting so much rubbish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazza_g Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 (edited) I'm not having a go at Bazzer, he's one of the most sensible people on here and is a supporter of my cause. absolutely... *cough* oh, and I got my callback from Lexus today (5 days response must mean they are busy)to arrange my test drive/taxi to the in-laws - looking forwards to writing my full review Edited December 22, 2008 by bazza_g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby_simon Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 I might wander in to my local one tomorrow. I'm in the area on business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Looking for or selling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milo Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Of course, the irony is that Lexus UK will no doubt continue to deservedly keep their reputation for superlative dealer service, while Audi UK will inevitably continue to deservedly keep theirs for diabolical dealer service.(Disclaimer: Yes, every marque has good and bad, but the mountain of owner surveys can't be complete rubbish...) Says the man who drives a Dacia Sandero and who comes out in rash when he sees an Audi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve2 Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 great thread which has made me smile even though i am feeling like cr*p at the moment. The mental image of Fay (Audi- Chick checking her knickers reminds me of a picture that Shao Khan posted very recently:grin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gizze Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 ..... so stop talking rubbish whilst I climb back on my sister. Urghh!! I bet your sister looks forward to the family Christmas. They say that sort of thing is passed down through the generations, and I guess that would account for your twisted mind. I know if I had been buggered stupid by the rest of the family I would have serious issues too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teacake Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 So what have these Audi cock's in their dads cars been saying then the sort of people who make you stupid bids on £50'000 vehicles and try and buy them for £15'000. Rumbled. With apostrophes like that you can only be a greengrocer. Here's a challenge to all of you. Pick up the phone and call your local Lexus dealership, when they answer I'd like you to say " Hello, I'm a cock that drive a Audi and I take myself too seriously - can you put me through to the gentleman that has sussed me for being a TIT please" The first one to find me wins a 48 hour test drive in the RX400h I CHALLENGE YOU ALL What's second prize? 96 hours? The only way to fully appreciate the qualities of a Lexus is to go to a state-of -the-art Lexus centre and see the range for yourself (yes this will involve driving one and before anyone say's anything about test drives and messers I know what I said earlier). You'll find that the attention to detail is first class and the build quality is superb. All the vehicles in the Lexus range have been built with the driver in mind and you'll be surprised. You'll also find that your enquiry will be most welcome and you will be treated to a first class service by the centre's sales staff. (I'm looking forward to all the abuse I'm going to get now) That's not really selling anyone a Lexus. Every car salesman will say that about the marque they sell. Tom's spot on. All LMD has done is a slightly wordier version of "First To See Will Buy". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muppetboy Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 No way does LMD work for a Lexus dealer, what a load of tosh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesK Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Well after reading through this, I'm going to sell my reliable Audi thats been great for me, and hop off down to Lexus and find out if they have something for a cock like me!! Oh and I might just forward the link to Lexus UK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 No way does LMD work for a Lexus dealer, what a load of tosh It's fascinating to see that you lot are still going on about this. Are you all missing me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamD Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 It's fascinating to see that you lot are still going on about this. Are you all missing me? The Inter City Firm eh? That really does prove you're a cock of the highest order Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Well after reading through this, I'm going to sell my reliable Audi thats been great for me, and hop off down to Lexus and find out if they have something for a cock like me!!Oh and I might just forward the link to Lexus UK. It would be a pleasure to see you at the dealership, I'm sure we can find a suitable vehicle for you. We've some great offers on at the moment and will overlook the fact that you drive an Audi - everyone makes mistakes you know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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