LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 I just hope you're big enough to back up your insults sunbeam, 'cos someone might just take umbrage at you throwing insults at people like that.Personally I'm big enough to rise above it (being as you're too far away from my house for a quick visit to "empty your bins") but perhaps someone will be kind enough to wipe the blood up for you when you finally get yours. Edit: I also note that you failed to disagree with my view of Toyota and their engine construction skills with regard to the dark side. I refer to my previous answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Imagine being given that thing as a sales demonstrator, perhaps you can give us a review of its cutting edge and innovative design once you get your hands on one, thanks I'll lend you one as a wedding car for you and Nelson. Cock Smoker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelson_R32 Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 "Forecourt Skin" - Haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOSE Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 I fecking hate it when schools break up!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustynuts Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 I refer to my previous answer. I think you mean "I refer you to my previous answer.", don't you? Better go check on your wife, matey. The waiters may be making moves on her while you're flexing your keyboard and trying to prove you're worthy. Carry on chaps. Off to watch a movie and have a beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOSE Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 "Forecourt Skin" - Haha "ForeSkin Caught" morelike! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEXUS-MAINDEALER Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 I fecking hate it when schools break up!! Is that beeause you've got no reason then to hang around the gates with sweets and puppies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOSE Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Not really, it just means that we get about 2 weeks of cnuts like you til you go back in the New Year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 I'll lend you one as a wedding car for you and Nelson. Cock Smoker! Already married but thanks for the offer, perhaps you and TOYOTA-MAINDEALER could use it, after all you will both be able to discuss its finer points, IF THERE ARE ANY In fact I have just thought of a new advertising strapline for you to use....remember the car in front is a toyota line, how about..... LEXUS, THE CAR UNDERNEATH IS A TOYOTA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelson_R32 Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 (edited) OK, so far we've established that LEXUS-MAINDEALER; * Is a football Holigan * Like making 'bubbles'.... :confused: * Is a Lexus Car Salesperson (albeit not a very good one) * Has zero product knowledge of Lexus (not that there is much to learn in the first place) * Lexus have however appear to have taught him allot about the the philosopies of Imperial Japan and 'dying for Lexus'. * Spends most of his holidays insulting potential customers * Needs to give the Wife more attention Edited December 23, 2008 by Nelson_R32 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 How about AUDI, THE CAR UNDERNEATH IS A SKODA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelson_R32 Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 How about AUDI, THE CAR UNDERNEATH IS A SKODA Vice versa is more appropriate Audi design it, VW Group nick it Especially in the case of the new SEAT!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 By the way Mr LMD, I've just been speaking to one of the waiters at your hotel. Pedro and Jose have left your wife sleeping by the pool, and Pedro says he's surprised you'd never managed it up the naughty hole, cos she was more than game after two margueritas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelson_R32 Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Clowns pocket springs to mind now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shark_90 Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 How about AUDI, THE CAR UNDERNEATH IS A SKODA And I saved myself £7,000 using that philosophy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Clowns pocket springs to mind now As opposed to wizard's sleeve... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollox Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 How about AUDI, THE CAR UNDERNEATH IS A SKODA Oh lets not start this..... SUBARU, THE CAR UNDERNEATH MIGHT HAVE BEEN A WASHING MACHINE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharalaxy Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 How about Lexus maindealer the woman underneath is his sister+++ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 So he's at Lexus Norwich then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonC Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 Shut up Clit Eastwood. I'm off my horse, now drink my milk... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigyb Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 Gonna book my test drive for the new year, I used to be a fan of Toyota/Lexus and have owned 5 of them over the years, but after listening to LMD's rant's I would never buy again. But then thinking about it, maybe that's what "she" wants, maybe in fact "she" doesn't work as a teagirl for Lexus at all? Makes perfect sense, times are hard and putting people off the competition may help boost sales of your own brand. I sense the working's of the dark side here. Or maybe it's a disgruntled Lexus teagirl that got the chop in the credit crunch and is getting her own back by posting such crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chick Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 dont think girls spout such bo**ocks ........... LMD is deftinately a male pleb, IMO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theduisbergkid Posted December 24, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 (edited) Mollox my dear chap that would be a bloody stupid idea, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah professional Lexus salesmen who have spent years perfecting the art of Kaizan. Isn't it 'Kaizen', not 'Kaizan' ? For a Company that prides itself on attention to detail, that's impressive. You're thicker than pigpoop aren't you. 20'000 hits now, I do hope you've been selling lots of cars lately, I bet Lexus HQ are loving this publicity Found it ! Shouldn't your username be EX-LEXUS-MAINDEALER, on account of the fact they're closing (or have closed) your place of work at Lexus in Southend ? - Lookers to close Lexus sites Happy Christmas by the way. Edited December 24, 2008 by theduisbergkid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelson_R32 Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 Who's betting his tone towards Lexus might change now he's out of a job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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