theduisbergkid Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Great thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torino101 Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Byron13 - McLaren F1 - with Hamilton signature Genius!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Se5aScott Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Hope you have an HGV licence cruiser? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollox Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 One for Hopsta... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollox Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Dave... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 hahaha :grin: Is this you on your last holiday? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruiser647 Posted April 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Hope you have an HGV licence cruiser? I think I'll need one with Securicor written on it - the amount of TSN'ers I've 'upset' with my new car suggestions......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 hahaha :grin:Is this you on your last holiday? :D Holy FECK that's a MONSTER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuprabob Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Holy FECK that's a MONSTER! Bet she has a nice personality though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 She'd have to fart like an elephant just so you could find it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chick Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 is this a new adaptation of the Walrus and the Carpenter??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollox Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Honestly, you'd think Rushdie and Feltz would know better.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruiser647 Posted April 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 hahaha :grin:Is this you on your last holiday? :D He probably weighs the same as her leg. Car for her? Would be a Nissan Navaro thingy. She'd be in the pick-up bit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muppetboy Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Honestly, you'd think Rushdie and Feltz would know better.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonC Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Not that anyone in their right mind would, but how on earth does one shag such a monster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stooH Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Stooh - dirty, rusty Ford Escort If you're pushing peoples buttons you've got me bang to rights there Mooks one made me chuckle with the Mk3 GTI and Steelwinds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muppetboy Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Not that anyone in their right mind would, but how on earth does one shag such a monster? Step 1 - Break through the crust Step 2 - .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazza_g Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Bazzag - Something big, slow and wallowy like a Picasso 1.4 a fecking what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopsta Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 One for Hopsta... :fecker: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chick Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 (edited) unless you need the thrill of asphyxiation to get yer rocks off, best bet would be paper bag over head and stay on top I would imagine (and I'm trying not too ...... ) The FHM favourite of "reverse cowgirl" isn't a safe option either IMO ........ Edited April 20, 2009 by just_chick too roooode Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarmac_Terrorist Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Not that anyone in their right mind would, but how on earth does one shag such a monster? Easy JC. Roll her in flour to find her damp patch, take a sea sickness pill and jump on! No personal experience but sound like a plan eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruiser647 Posted April 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 a fecking what? Actually, seeing as you are Il Presidente, you should have a Mercedes 600 SEL (the big ugly L reg version) . TDK driving, you in the back, with Aviators on waving to the hired crowd. Pedant mode - 600 S shown for effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazza_g Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Actually, seeing as you are Il Presidente, you should have a Mercedes 600 SEL (the big ugly L reg version) .TDK driving, you in the back, with Aviators on waving to the hired crowd. Pedant mode - 600 S shown for effect. now, I'm liking that alot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipex Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Step 1 - Break through the crust Step 2 - .... Step 2 would be pull it apart like a cold toasted cheese sandwich! One of my mates pulled a bird like that once, she was maybe slightly smaller but not a lot, and I'm not sure if it counts as pulling, when clearly, your doing her the favour, but he went there all the same, but due to his extreme drunkenness he couldn't remember what it was like. So, armed with her phone number, he rang her a couple of days later, and went back sober just so he could remember what it was like!:suicide: He's a braver man than I :bow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonC Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Easy JC. Roll her in flour to find her damp patch, take a sea sickness pill and jump on! No personal experience but sound like a plan eh? In principal, TT But let's face it, could you? How one would remain turgid would be beyond my capabilities as a man* * and my missus says I'm all man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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