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E39 BMW 535 V8 Review


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I was bored one evening and was just online looking through the autotrader because I had nothing better to do.

Both cars that I currently own I am very overprotective about, for example I'm one of them inconsiderate people that park across two bays in a supermarket. Both have hard suspension and are filled with V Power. So I decided to buy something that I didn't need to worry about, a simple run around. I wanted it to have a smooth ride and something that wasn't worth a lot, something I could park in one bay at Tescos and something reliable. I was thinking along the lines of a Mondeo/Passat, but then...

I came across a very nice looking S Reg BMW 535 petrol V8. It had all sorts of toys, heated leather seats, sat nav, telephone and TV, Multifunction Steering wheel, auto dip mirrors, dual climate. No sports suspension and with it riding on 15'' alloys I assumed it would ride pretty well too. The BMW also came with a full service history and the guy only wanted £1400, perfect.

I had exactly £1400 in cash at home so I decided to go and see it. I rang the owner at around 6 PM and by 10:30 pm on a very wet Friday night I had my new motor! Impulse buy or what?

The car drives so well, I brought it with 198K miles on it and it just this evening hit 200,000. So I had it washed it for the first time! No fancy duragloss and grit guards though, just at the local hand car wash.

The gearbox is super smooth, I think its a similar version fitted to my S8 (ZF). But in the BMW its very good, you don't even notice the changes and there are no clunks or anything else you would expect on a 200K mile car, it really does feel like its brand new. It comes with a sport mode and you can shift it into tiptronic and change gears yourself if you like.

The engine is very smooth and makes a lovely V8 growl when you put your foot down, however it doesn't feel particularly powerful when coming from the 335/S8, but that doesn't matter. Because this car doesn't make you want to put your foot down. Its a very relaxing drive and its got a smoothness to it that the 335 couldn't dream of with its diesel.

The ride quality is better then any other car I have ever been in, it feels as though you are floating on clouds, I need to put the music on full blast when driving at night/tired as it really would otherwise put me to sleep! The headrests are like really soft pillows. You really have to try them to believe them.

The handling is surprisingly good for a car with this suspension setup, the steering is a lot more direct then the S8's and although the car feels quite heavy it goes around corners with ease surprisingly well.

No problems so far which I think goes to prove that mileage isn't always that important. The car was owned by a airline pilot he brought it from his dad who has had it since new. MPG is around 24 mixed town and motorway, but I didn't buy it for fuel economy and anyway, thats better than the S8!

Might keep it / Put it for sale / LPG it soon. I really do recommend one. Heres the only bad pic I have saved from the original advert, if anyone wants anymore. Let me know and I will take some exterior pics. Its a lovely grey colour.

Hope you enjoyed reading my review! Any questions? Please do ask.

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Great review Clarkson.... :rolleyes:

Well, I'm sorry if you didn't like the review! I only park in two bays when its not overly busy if that makes you feel better. Its just that having people bash doors into my car on so many occasions and me having to fork out for repairs does get a little frustrating for me too.

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Today I treated it to a new set of BMW M5 alloy wheels to replace the 15'' steels it had on, not bad for £20 eh? Then got it washed by the local valet place (first time in 6k miles). They done a good job, washed with sheepskin washmit, no blade etc... It has 202k miles now, serviced it myself last week (£33 for oil and filter from GSF!) and its unreal smooth the engine/box and ride are. Over the moon with it.

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Love those BM's, was toying with the idea of getting one for the mrs, so I can play in it too sometimes, but she's totally refusing a BMW after seeing them all stuck in the snow while she tootled past in her Polo!

The alloys make the car, how'd you find them for £20?

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Yeah it was awful in the snow, couldn't get it out the street and my sister needed to use it, an hour later with all the neighbours help and some carpet we got it out. The S8 of course drove straight out!

The wheels were from an old mate, he refused to take anything for them but I posted £20 threw his letterbox anyway. I'm

getting a little carried away now

bidding on an M Tech kit and facelift Headlights. Should only cost £250 ish after I've flogged the old bits!

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Must say I've bought a lot of 535's and never seen a 535i with 15 inch steel's or come to think of it 15 inch wheels esp one with the nav pack and heated seats you sure it's a 535i or a 520i with a 535i badge?.

As standard they came with 16 inch alloys with a continental 225/55/16 tyre.

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What an insult to my intelligence!! I have changed the rocker gaskets on that car, spark plugs, serviced it and its defiantly a V8 under the bonnet, it sounds and drinks like a V8 too and the service history/logbook/HPI confirm that. +++

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Yeah it was awful in the snow, couldn't get it out the street and my sister needed to use it, an hour later with all the neighbours help and some carpet we got it out.

I'm surprised at that. In almost 5 years and some very testing snow and ice I have never once got stuck in the snow, including this winter when the car easily had its most testing time. There was spin, and plenty of it, but keeping the revs at a reasonable level it pulled off on sheet ice gradually when my neighbour was stuck in his Corsa.

It also endured what some on here would testify to as treacherous conditions on the Isle of Skye, but never stopped or showed signs of getting stuck in utterly blizzard conditions.

Switching DSC+T completely off gets most BMW's out of the majority of slippery positions.

I'd certainly not expect it to be able to compete with the S8 in bad weather, but nor should it be overly problematic either.

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I put Dunlop winter sports on my 1 series and it ripped through the snow which surprised a few. :D

That E39 looks great, what a bargain motor, there is a nice 540i touring for sale at the moment, £1800 with 150k miles on it.

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It is in High Wycombe, PM me if anyone wants the guys number, I was going to have it, but got another 3 points last week so bought a Toyota Aygo instead!! :D

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