dazmondo Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 Nearly crashed ! 2 days ago when we were snow lagged, waiting outside Tesco`s saw a v-v large middle aged woman in high heels go flyin onto her F A T ass, nearly shunted into the car infront laughin so much, mind you thats the quickest ive ever seen a fatty get back on there feet.............High heels + snow do mix ?............If your chick is a pole dancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruiser647 Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 Stupid people wearing high heels in this weather.................... D'uh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 As a fat bastard myself, I'd just like to ask why is fat people falling over funny? That's not an indignant question. Fat people falling over unquestionably is funny - I'm just wondering why that is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonC Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 Because they deserve to get hurt falling over (which in itself is funny) as they've allowed themselves to swell to such hideous levels without having any respect for their health or appearance? Just a suggestion... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 Stupid people wearing high heels in this weather.................... D'uh! I find they're fine in the snow. As long as I walk slowly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonC Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 Kinky sod Mook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 Because they deserve to get hurt falling over (which in itself is funny) as they've allowed themselves to swell to such hideous levels without having any respect for their health or appearance? Just a suggestion... Fattist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazmondo Posted January 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Because they deserve to get hurt falling over (which in itself is funny) as they've allowed themselves to swell to such hideous levels without having any respect for their health or appearance? Just a suggestion... Spotted the same Woman again ! disgracefully woofing down a large Pasty at 9 am she also had a bag of cakes ! the seagulls were keeping a " C L O S E E Y E " on her every movement ! probably hopeing for another slip on the beer & puke soaked pavement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonC Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 I can't abide such grotesque self greed. In fact, I think I'm a Fatist. No, I am a Fatist. Please tell her to stop. In fact, freak her out next time - present her with something healthy to eat. It may actually help her from a slow death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipex Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 Live and let live eh, I expect she can't abide your obsesions either, but that's what makes the world interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonC Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 Sorry if I've caused offence Doubt very much if she'd be able to get on a bike in the first place... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipex Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 Not offended, no reason I should be, I'm no big fatty either, I just don't like prejudice of any kind really, none of you would have the boll0cks to say anything to her face, so why there should be a thread about her I'm not sure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonC Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 I think it's just a bit of a laugh Yes at someone else's expense but I'm sure you're not whiter than white, Tipex. Relax dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipex Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 I'm sure you're not whiter than white, Tipex. Relax dude Nnnnnneeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr *pushes tongue into bottom lip* why do you think they call me Tipex? of course I'm whiter than white!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 You do seem to have a bit of an obsession though, Jon. I don't take offence, by the way. That might be because I take full responsibility for being the size, shape and weight I am. It's got feck all to do with genes and everything to do with a sedantry life-style and a penchant for fatty foods. And remember - there's probably as much chance you'll cost the NHS thousands by arriving in A&E carrying your head with your saddle stuck up your arse than I will with a massive heart attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_B Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 there's probably as much chance you'll cost the NHS thousands by arriving in A&E carrying your head with your saddle stuck up your arse than I will with a massive heart attack. No offense intended, of course! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonC Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 And remember - there's probably as much chance you'll cost the NHS thousands by arriving in A&E carrying your head with your saddle stuck up your arse than I will with a massive heart attack. :roflmao:Good point. As long as I finish the race before turning up at A&E.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cabby Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Spotted the same Woman again ! So, your stalking her then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazmondo Posted January 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 So, your stalking her then? In my home town there are afew " persons " of unique status of whom you cannot help but notice, we have your Bus stop weirdows who just seem to stand at bus stops with there back packs on all day. Your military freaks who think were going to war and dress night + day as if we were. Community service street cleaners trying not to be noticed with there floro jackets. Beggers who beg for change then get in there BMW around the corner ! Yeap true. Oh and your obese ones who walk around in shell suits with puple veined guts exposed hanging down to there knees. Oh and nearly forgot about your walking lobster shoulderd tarts who think we dont have damaging sun ! Skin cancer doesnt seem to both the teenagers these days, they think there imune. Im sure this is just a fine example of your average town, if yours is any different please add your comments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonC Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 Pretty much sums up Edinburgh except for the military freaks and BMW beggars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazmondo Posted February 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Pretty much sums up Edinburgh except for the military freaks and BMW beggars Didn`t think the Sun shone up there in Scotland or is it that all the chicks suffer from " snow burn " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonC Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 No, we do get sun. Last time I felt proper heat was summer 2006.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 No, we do get sun. Last time I felt proper heat was summer 2006.... ...but the rash cleared after a few months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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