Oli Posted April 7, 2010 Report Share Posted April 7, 2010 ........is this really happening? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olly A3 Posted April 7, 2010 Report Share Posted April 7, 2010 lol this forums gay!! am deletin my vid too so unlucky if you dint get chance to see it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woppum Posted April 7, 2010 Report Share Posted April 7, 2010 byesies! xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shark_90 Posted April 7, 2010 Report Share Posted April 7, 2010 lol this forums gay!! I've heard that it's more the users than the forum itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olly A3 Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 yeah goes without saying really doesn't it. anyway you guys have fun with your sh*t remaps hahahaha you obviously KNOW IT ALL!! byeeeeeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizbit Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 I've just stumbled across this thread and tried to view the now infamous 0-60 video, but it has indeed been removed. I feel i've missed out on something very special and feel a bit raped by the experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oli Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 As Im sure you can imagine, you didn't miss much, just pure hilarity! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazza_g Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 lol this forums gay!! am deletin my vid too so unlucky if you dint get chance to see it! please don't delete it, there are loads more users who would like to see your 9 second 0-60, awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizbit Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 I know, for some reason I really want to see it now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
320d04 Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 (edited) hi all not long had my 320d remapped,0-60 very fast 0-100 def fast thought i would give it a little push on the motorway last night,from avonmouth to cribbscauseway i got 138mph and that was slight hill and im so glad there was no blue lights behind me, wond be doing that again, needs me licence for work,the remap was so good i watched everybit of it as the bloke from Shark Performance - Volkswagen Audi Seat Skoda Mercedes BMW Ford Renault Tuning done it, mind you he also done a diagnostic to make sure there was no faults, out of 10 id give him 11, , Edited April 21, 2010 by bazza_g advertising Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shark_90 Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 yeah goes without saying really doesn't it. anyway you guys have fun with your sh*t remaps hahahaha you obviously KNOW IT ALL!!byeeeeeee Have fun searching ebay for a new turbo If you want it remapping properly, you know where we are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
320d04 Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 Have fun searching ebay for a new turbo If you want it remapping properly, you know where we are just wondering, now that word properly, just wondering, what sort of vehicles shark_90 can do, see if this rocks his boat, and can they be done by his company ,or would he pass them on, yes or no answers only required, Alfa romeo 164 , the gtv or the spider chrysler crossfire 3.2v6 218 hp or the 3.2 srt6 Hyundai i30 or anyother of them Ferrari 348 gts gtb,355 360 modena, maybe a easy one, honda accord 2.2cdti, the list could go on for a few hundred which you may ba able to do, so when it comes to saying ( if you want it remapping properly you know where we are) got to think about it, do you really have the best equipment or does others out perform you, over and over again,,,, guess your going to be a little upset, but maybe the truth hurts,????? see if im now banned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollox Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 (You're not banned.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
320d04 Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 just wondering, now that word properly, just wondering, what sort of vehicles shark_90 can do, see if this rocks his boat, and can they be done by his company ,or would he pass them on, yes or no answers only required,Alfa romeo 164 , the gtv or the spider chrysler crossfire 3.2v6 218 hp or the 3.2 srt6 Hyundai i30 or anyother of them Ferrari 348 gts gtb,355 360 modena, maybe a easy one, honda accord 2.2cdti, the list could go on for a few hundred which you may ba able to do, so when it comes to saying ( if you want it remapping properly you know where we are) got to think about it, do you really have the best equipment or does others out perform you, over and over again,,,, guess your going to be a little upset, but maybe the truth hurts,????? see if im now banned well done me days work, in me scania, came home, done the washing up, again, swept out the budgies, cleaned the fishes, and the filter system, washed the car, fed the dog and cats, came on here b4 the wife gets home, now just hope i havent upset anyone, or 2many, have a great day everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipex Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 (edited) The fact that some of the cars you list have carbs and therefore have no ecu to remap, and the general age and scarcity of some of the others leads me to believe that shark would most likely be wasting his time responding. personally, I'd rather take my car to someone who specialises in those particular cars, ever heard the phrase 'jack of all trades and master of none'? Shark is well respected on this (and other) forums, he doesn't b*llshit people with figures, nor will he wreck your car with a dodgy remap, he knows what the safe limits are, as he said, if you want a good remap from a well respected specialist, you know where to find him. Edited April 20, 2010 by Tipex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipex Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 (edited) Oops, double posted that little puppy somehow. Edited April 20, 2010 by Tipex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
320d04 Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 (edited) The fact that some of the cars you list have carbs and therefore have no ecu to remap, and the general age and scarcity of some of the others leads me to believe that shark would most likely be wasting his time responding.personally, I'd rather take my car to someone who specialises in those particular cars, ever heard the phrase 'jack of all trades and master of none'? Shark is well respected on this (and other) forums, he doesn't b*llshit people with figures, nor will he wreck your car with a dodgy remap, he knows what the safe limits are, as he said, if you want a good remap from a well respected specialist, you know where to find him. just what i would expect from a taxi driver, who does admit to ripping of the general public, for your info tip, all those cars i put on the list were and can be mapped, all of them, and they do have a ecu,, with obd connection,, just love it when you get someone to fight in the corner, even when he knows sweet nothing about what hes fighting about, son, get your facts correct when you respond,,plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, like you said (if you want a good remap from a well respected specialist, you know where to find him.) yes i do, its not shark, although i do agree what he specialises in is good, and im sure he does a good job, but NO, theres a new kid on the block, cant say his name, or ill be banned for advertising him, but you may respect shark, i do, but price wise, no sorry, not when you know what its cost to remap, but i do agree with you on at least 1 thing, taxi drivers do rip off the general public, , there second to the white van man , but plz tip, do get your facts correct,m8 Edited April 20, 2010 by 320d04 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollox Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 *You mentioned "his" name earlier and are still not banned. You seem very paranoid about being banned. Have you been banned elsewhere for promoting this company? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipex Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 (edited) :zzz: Enjoy your lonely life, I'm not your son by the way, thank f*ck. It's dead easy to get the truth out of some people, Im sure the tuner you "know" who's done all those cars is very good. Edited April 20, 2010 by Tipex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shark_90 Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 just wondering, now that word properly, just wondering, what sort of vehicles shark_90 can do, see if this rocks his boat, and can they be done by his company ,or would he pass them on, yes or no answers only required,Alfa romeo 164 , the gtv or the spider chrysler crossfire 3.2v6 218 hp or the 3.2 srt6 Hyundai i30 or anyother of them Ferrari 348 gts gtb,355 360 modena, maybe a easy one, honda accord 2.2cdti, the list could go on for a few hundred which you may ba able to do, so when it comes to saying ( if you want it remapping properly you know where we are) got to think about it, do you really have the best equipment or does others out perform you, over and over again,,,, guess your going to be a little upset, but maybe the truth hurts,????? see if im now banned That's a bit of a strange and unprovoked post. I do have the best equipment for the cars that I do, but there's no single tool that's better than the rest. Anyway, who rattled your cage? I was replying (and indeed quoted) our street-racing diesel-driving 0-60 officionado Olly, not you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
320d04 Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 *You mentioned "his" name earlier and are still not banned. You seem very paranoid about being banned. Have you been banned elsewhere for promoting this company? Mollox, thks but no have not been banned for promoting his company, he does a 110% great job, at a very reasonable price, simple, the sun is out, lets all have a great day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
320d04 Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 :zzz:Enjoy your lonely life, I'm not your son by the way, thank f*ck. It's dead easy to get the truth out of some people, Im sure the tuner you "know" who's done all those cars is very good. I have a great life, just had my first grand daughter 4 weeks ago, the wife is over the moon, as for lonely, no far far from its gets better and better every time you bite, and for your quote, can you point me in the direction where its said, the tuner i "know" whos done all those cars is very good, ??????????? once again, you just dont get your facts correct, oh well, someones just flagged you, quick stop,a taxi fare, oh yes sorry tip, i did make a mistake,no way on this earth would i want you as a son,, but hey, even after this please have a nice day,m8:ffs: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipex Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 I don't quite get your constant references to being a taxi driver? If your trying to make me feel small, your failing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
320d04 Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 That's a bit of a strange and unprovoked post. I do have the best equipment for the cars that I do, but there's no single tool that's better than the rest.Anyway, who rattled your cage? I was replying (and indeed quoted) our street-racing diesel-driving 0-60 officionado Olly, not you. unprovoked,i was asking a question, and your m8 feels the need to put his last pick up fare into it, as for who rattled my cage,?? i have a house not a cage,you probably do have the best equipment for the small amount of cars that you do, but iv been looking around on the net, so this question to you, taking into consideration that i have never spoken to you in private, email, messenger, or dont even know your real name, but do have respect for your job you do, please answer this question? Is the kess v2 able to remap through the obd port more vehicles than lets say 99% of all other tools similier to that>????? and please please as a respected remap installer, give your honest answer ??? cheers shark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
320d04 Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 I don't quite get your constant references to being a taxi driver? If your trying to make me feel small, your failing. no need to make anyone feel small, thats not nice, but to see you bite back does put a smile on me face:roflmao: tell you what, lets just forget it, you got a nice job, most taxi drivers are helpfull, being a hgv driver myself, with a remapped scania,lol have a nice day+++ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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