Mook Posted April 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 I came out years ago, Jon - I hate liver. It's you that's in denial of your true inner feelings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruiser647 Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 It's you that's in denial of your true inner feelings With his real, inner, hidden and deep love of size 12+ girls with large boobies...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted April 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 Oh come on Joe - size 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daz Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 Yes, but what if I'm divorced when i sell it. Has this got anything to do with you wanting to dig a large hole in your garden? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted April 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipex Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 Yes very suspicious Mook, you don't dig over a vegetable patch with a fecking JCB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted April 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 It's a mini digger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipex Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 Still somewhat over kill to plant a few a few cabbages! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted April 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 We need to flatten one part of the garden first, before we can put boxes down - Mrs Mook's design, not mine. It used to be a lavender garden with landscaping and stuff. So far, it's going to be 9 x 1.2m square planting boxes (made half of those yesterday), with 1 metre in between each of them, and weed surpressant cloth and bark chippings. I can half "see" in my mind what it's supposed to end up like, same as I didn't with the summerhouse we built last year in one of the corners of the garden, but she's got the design eye. And she wants my Golf off the drive and back in the garage as well - damn cheek of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daz Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 It's a mini digger It's still a JCB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted April 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 Excellent - it's doing acrobatics as well. Can you come to the village fair in May and do a display Daz..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruiser647 Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 I have visions of the Top Gear meets Ground Force garden if Mook's behind the 'mini' JCB controls.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonC Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 In that case, Mook might get hold of Charlie Dimmock and have those saggy, pasty noorks swinging with each pump of her over-sized, pimpled batty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted April 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 This thread is (amazingly!) in General Cars, Jon - can you keep your, ahem, "comments" a bit lower key please :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonC Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 I don't know what came over me. Thought I was somewhere else for a minute.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stooH Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 This thread is (amazingly!) in General Cars, Jon - can you keep your, ahem, "comments" a bit lower key please :D is general cars generally accessible to the wider world? If so might want to get it battened down and let jonc, andy bangle and tdk have full reign, it's got a bit quiet in here the last few days... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theduisbergkid Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 let jonc, andy bangle and tdk have full reign Don't put me in the same bracket as those ballbags ! What was this thread about, anyway ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipex Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 Something about Mook needing to bury his wife, or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonC Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 Something about Mook needing to bury his wife, or something. ...and shacking up with Charlie Dimmock... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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