Mook Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Don't waste your money. Find a local farm with an electric fence and jump on it half way through your shag. It's similar to dogging, but, with the agricultural theme, you can call it sheeping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkPrincess Posted March 31, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Some of the responses on here are brilliant. I can assure you my sex life is fab Just fancy a change Dont think you'll get what you want soulboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 What sort of change? Fart and give us a clue... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Unfortunately my signature is too telling to offer much useful advise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theduisbergkid Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Don't waste your money. Find a local farm with an electric fence and jump on it half way through your shag. It's similar to dogging, but, with the agricultural theme, you can call it sheeping. That's my weekend sorted. Thanks Charles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eldavo69 Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Wolfbanging? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipex Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 That's my weekend sorted. Thanks Charles Ahh, off for a bit of fencing eh, when you get bored of that, a quick zap to the back of her neck with a stun gun spices things up too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malagus Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 TBF You can find most things you need at halfords. Gaffer tape, cable ties, Castrol GTX, Hose clips, car batteries, jump leads, torque wrenches........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woppum Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Peppered crabs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkPrincess Posted April 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 Malagus dont get me started on Halfords because that's probably one of the places that will get me going, your forgetting that I was at college doing mechanics. Short skirts + Oil + Car = Good times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 Malagus dont get me started on Halfords because that's probably one of the places that will get me going, your forgetting that I was at college doing mechanics.Short skirts + Oil + Car = Good times What, so you shagged all the lecturers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkPrincess Posted April 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 pmsl no! not the lecturers and less of the all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 So you shagged 92% of the students as well? Wow, that's good going. And with Castrol as well. Don't you find Millers is better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkPrincess Posted April 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 PMSL Do yu really want me to work out the percentage No i love Castrol Mook: You have PM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 Yes, work out the percentage. You can manage that can't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkPrincess Posted April 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 Do you want it across one class or two? PMSL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 Your house must be a right mess - you keep pissing yourself. The formula goes like this: Total students and lecturers shagged ------------------------------------- = 'n' % ........ Total students and lecturers What is 'n'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkPrincess Posted April 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 10% in one class (2 outta 20) 7% in other class ( 1 outta 14) lower than you thought hey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 3 in one day isn't bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkPrincess Posted April 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 Get it right 2 in one day No, only kidding lol. I'm not that bad. Anyways, you cant all be so straight laced when it comes to sex, surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 I don't think anyone's said that have they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkPrincess Posted April 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 No but only a few seem up for some fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 Depends who with? Are you offering on here? You might want to try anyone-up-for-a-shag.com or similar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkPrincess Posted April 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 LMAO - No No No You have taken what I have said to literal LOL. I just want some idea's not a gangbang! Oh wait that's an idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 PP -you simply cannot determine who's up for fun based on what they post on a forum. That's like looking at a girl and deciding if she's a dirty old trout just by the clothes she's wearing and none of us do that ...... oh hang on a minute! Anyway sexy isn't often considered to be about shouting about your conquests and positions and everything else. You'll probably find that there are others on the forum with very open minded sex lives that simply don't advertise the fact on car forums. Dare I suggest that they could be exercising a little more class? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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