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That reminds me of a Jimmy Carr joke, when you finish a phone call to your mrs, and she says "I love you" just before hanging up, and would usually expect the same in reply.

Instead, say what you really feel like doing to her, for example/

Her : I love you-

You: I want to choke you with my cock.

*Click*

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That reminds me of a Jimmy Carr joke, when you finish a phone call to your mrs, and she says "I love you" just before hanging up, and would usually expect the same in reply.

Instead, say what you really feel like doing to her, for example/

Her : I love you-

You: I want to choke you with my cock.

*Click*

A better one-

Me- what's got wee balls and hangs down?

Random caller- don't know

Me- a bat

Me- what got big balls and hangs up *click*

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A better one-

Me- what's got wee balls and hangs down?

Random caller- don't know

Me- a bat

Me- what got big balls and hangs up *click*

That's an old one, good one, but not as good as jimmy carrs, as that leaves the other person thinking 'did he just say what I think he said'?

You can turn your one to most situations though, one of our female drivers, somewhat ironically, always ends a phone call with "what's gorgeous and hangs up?" *click*

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Absolutely, Chri5 made a lot of good points in the For Sale thread. Realistically it's probably a 2 man, all day job to take it apart and take it to its new home and then ~£500 if you want to re-cloth it and fit new cushions. Then there's the re-build costs. I never wanted big money for it, only to see it gone so while £103 seems hideously cheap, it means I can get the room emptied and start the next project. Which will include a slate bed pool table :roflmao:

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