patently Posted June 17, 2013 Report Share Posted June 17, 2013 What's an SV? Is that a Caterham for fat people? Long and short of it, yes In the races, do they ballast the lighter drivers so you all weigh the same, or are (as in Karting) the lighter drivers the fastest? Yes, we have a minimum weight for the (car) + (driver) + (remaining fuel) - (any bits that get knocked off during the race) of 620kg. You'll pretty well hit that bang on with the fuel gauge on the red line and all the bits still stuck on if the driver weighs 90kg. So to add a safety margin (the penalty is instant disqualification) you really need a driver plus ballast weighing 95-100kg. Designed, I suspect, around the target market of middle-aged men... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m4ttm4son Posted June 17, 2013 Report Share Posted June 17, 2013 driver plus ballast weighing 95-100kg. I best start eating some pies! Or I could do some weights Maybe this is the truth behind my epic karting skillz. How boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Posted June 17, 2013 Report Share Posted June 17, 2013 (edited) OK my Tales of the Snip : [1] I shaved the whole lot up to the crease of my legs as I thought any plasters on each side would be easier to remove. All I actually had was one central incision and then he "hooked" the tube from each side. Result - pointlessly shaven knackers and just a single plaster hiding under my manhood ! Feck - that regrowth was itchy!!!! [2] I promise this is real and not heard on the web etc : Left side done and the doc started work on the right side. I flinched as he clamped the tube so he put some more local anaesthetic in. He said "it's often more painful on the right one" He then said "are you left handed?" ... which I am. I said "if you can tell that from my balls then I'll be seriously impressed" :notworthy: The nurse said to him "how do you know that?" Doctor : "I watched him sign the disclaimer form!" I then had to let him carry on whilst trying not to giggle and jiggle! At least it relieved the stress of the moment! [3] The Mrs was a tad worried about it. Feck knows why! After the op I had to call her to come and collect me. She answered really nervously so I said "All done. You can come and pick me up now" .... but I did so in the highest pitched voice I could. Cue laughter and no more worry Edited June 17, 2013 by Scotty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patently Posted June 17, 2013 Report Share Posted June 17, 2013 I said "if you can tell that from my balls then I'll be seriously impressed" :notworthy:The nurse said to him "how do you know that?" Doctor : "I watched him sign the disclaimer form!" Am currently sitting in the kitchen with a proper at that! so I said "All done. You can come and pick me up now" .... but I did so in the highest pitched voice I could. Cue laughter and no more worry Nice one! I was left to make my own way home Decided to use the comfy car that day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drpellypo Posted June 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2013 Why do my threads always end up going off on one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_Bangle Posted June 17, 2013 Report Share Posted June 17, 2013 Christ, a forum full of jaffa's and benders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milo Posted June 17, 2013 Report Share Posted June 17, 2013 Christ, a forum full of jaffa's and benders. And unnecessary apostrophes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_Bangle Posted June 18, 2013 Report Share Posted June 18, 2013 And unnecessary apostrophes Learn to read Milo (see my sig) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 Christ, a forum full of jaffa's and benders. Speak for yourself bender-boy. I only like women and my bollox still work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torino101 Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 The moment I have a second sprog. Which probably won't be for a few years - i'm 32, i'll be having the snip pronto. All this nonsense about being less of a man is just bollocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 All this nonsense about being less of a man is just bollocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 Speak for yourself bender-boy. I only like women and my bollox still work So do mine it's just there's no route out for their produce. i.e. no difference for me and no more babies. Perfect solution. Far better than a lady having it done, spending her life on drugs, condoms, withdrawal, the rhythm method etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruiser647 Posted June 21, 2013 Report Share Posted June 21, 2013 I've been done. Was a year after Cruiser Juniorette III. So, obviously over fertile! I didn't bother shaving as the doc never mentioned it before at the examination stage. It was painless, just a bit of a tugging feeling down below! Now that felt wierd. Lots of iodine(?) rubbed all over my bollox too. I too had the comfy auto car to drive home gently in. Oh, no drop in my 'drive' either. It is reversible too, so perhaps after wifies goes through the menopause, we can all have it reversed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eldavo69 Posted June 22, 2013 Report Share Posted June 22, 2013 So you're saying it didn't make a vas deferens to your sex life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drpellypo Posted July 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 .... :0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 .... :0 A bit too criptic for me Could be a number of firsts ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chick Posted July 21, 2013 Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 Mirrored ceiling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drpellypo Posted July 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 I'd be scared of it coming crashing down on me..! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Posted July 21, 2013 Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 So lets get to the bottom of it .... you must have "flushed your tubes" (not my words!) by now. I hope you didn't have what my mate experienced : apparently he passed two small but decidedly unpleasant scabs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patently Posted July 21, 2013 Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 I hope you didn't have what my mate experienced :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drpellypo Posted July 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2013 Nasty! No, I've not experienced that. So far. Should I keep an eye out and let you know? Just no 'this thread is worthless without pics' please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drpellypo Posted July 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2013 Actually surprised that hasn't happened already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m4ttm4son Posted July 24, 2013 Report Share Posted July 24, 2013 This isn't the bodybuilders forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Posted July 25, 2013 Report Share Posted July 25, 2013 I've got a post op pic. However it's no different to what you see in the Tesco chilled aisles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patently Posted July 26, 2013 Report Share Posted July 26, 2013 I've got a post op pic. However it's no different to what you see in the Tesco chilled aisles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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