m4ttm4son Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 I'm enjoying this banter to a point, but I have to say, Milo aside, it is once again displaying either a lack of effort or a lack of football knowledge. I thought some of you would be making more of this unique opportunity. Ah, see here's the problem I have. I get bored of Banter. I'd rather actually have an intelligent discussion about the football most of the time. /BoringGit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Ah, see here's the problem I have. I get bored of Banter. I'd rather actually have an intelligent discussion about the football most of the time. /BoringGit We do that if you read them properly, there are plenty of serious points made amongst the jokes. If you want a serious-only conversation then start one. It will, of course, decline into banter eventually, but we could try to keep it free of Arsenal, Liverpool and Spurs fans so we could talk without laughing for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Arsenal fans were very quiet yesterday for about 88 mins of the game and couldn't believe their luck at the end. Discuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m4ttm4son Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Arsenal fans were very quiet yesterday for about 88 mins of the game and couldn't believe their luck at the end. Discuss. I was stuck at a family Sunday dinner so the Sister-in-Law could announce her impending second child. So I was silent for a little longer than 88 mins while fuming in a corner. Watching the highlights this morning after knowing the result I allowed myself a little chuckle. I think spurs deserved at least a draw, but then how often do Arsenal get shafted when dominating a game. That seems to be over this season. If there was ever a time Arsene could get a win over Maureen, it could be this weekend. No cheaty git Ramirez and possibly Maureen suspended too. It'll most definitely be a 0-0 or 1-1 instead though. Bl00dy Maoninho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 One of those games that separates the top four from the rest. The reason Spurs got nothing is the reason they won't get top four. Probably should have been a draw on balance, but Arsenal could have killed it by 30 mins. Glorious chance to go two up on the break. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26607980 "Man Utd could face ten year title wait" ... Says ex City and L**ds player who won fúck all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuprabob Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 (edited) On Richard Bacon show on R5L they were.talking about iconic sounds of Britain that are disappearing and should be recorded.for future reference such as steam trains, typewriters and dial phones. Someone emailed.in and said "Man Utd fans cheering" should be considered:-) No axe to grind but it did make me chuckle a little Edited March 17, 2014 by Cuprabob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m4ttm4son Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Thanks, I couldn't remember who Danny Mills played for. Doesn't mean it's not true though. For all the talk of £150 million spending sprees, it'll take at least another season to get a squad playing properly together. Look at how much Man City have spent in the last few years and they're still just about getting it together. And that's even if Moyes stays as manager. If he's changed, they'll need to get that sorted with plenty of time to make the signings the new guy will want. Then add his acclimatisation to the Premier League and you're looking at two or three seasons before seriously looking at a title challenge. Or, they could all magically click and win by 15 points next season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26607980 "Man Utd could face ten year title wait" ... Says ex City and L**ds player who won fúck all. I will admit I have written a very snotty letter to the BBC about Mr Mills. Not that he bothers me. ******* dirty ****** ***** of a *****. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 As a City fan said on facebook, he (Mills) did somehow win 19 England caps. That's one more than Carlton Palmer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 (edited) As a City fan said on facebook, he (Mills) did somehow win 19 England caps. That's one more than Carlton Palmer. Former England International, Mills, says.... Shite then, shite now. All I need to top my day off is a quote from that known genius of a footballer, and also former England international, David Twatty. Incidentally, if I do get the latter, I shall personally drive to wherever he is and vomit on his head. p.s. Carlton "Yes I'm really a baby Giraffe in drag" Palmer once told me to f*ck off. I'm very proud of that. Edited March 17, 2014 by NewNiceMrMe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Incidentally, if I do get the latter, I shall personally drive to wherever he is and vomit on his head. Even you could manage that without having to stand on anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 I have a few more.... John Lukic threatened to hit me. We all laughed. A lot. Chris Fairclough gave me a glare. Cost them a corner. Mel Sterland went to shake my hand and fell for the ploy big time. Tony Dorigo reacted particularly badly to my passing him a leaflet of a ladies hairdresser and saying "Here, they'll sort you out". I was a very good boy at all other matches. But I made a concerted effort for those ********s. Am I ashamed? No, I'd do it all again in a millisecond. I never said anything violent, racist or homophobic, but my god did I give them some serious, serious stick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 I did join in "sit down you paedophile" yesterday... I was, er, caught up in the moment. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Oooooo I forgot this one. It went something like this. "So, Mark, do you find it embarassing that you're second choice to a bloke old enough to be your Grandfather?""**** off" "Oooo, yes, it hurts eh?""**** off" "Does he wipe your arse for you?""**** off""He does!"/Mark Beeney completely loses it and is restrained by Paul Pettinger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 I * got Julian Dicks sent off once. (* - ok, I and the other 2,999 in our stand... but it was definitely us) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Ah, Mr Dicks. He of the most foul temper and ridiculous lack of any real footballing ability whatsoever except thuggery. Ex-Liverpool, naturally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waylander Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 To think we passed up Cantona because we already had "trouble makers like Dicks in the squad" (sigh, Souness) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milo Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Snigger. http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/sunderland-face-financial-meltdown-relegated-3251341 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Posted March 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2014 Moyes odds on for the chop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted March 18, 2014 Report Share Posted March 18, 2014 Paddy Power's obviously still pissed from Paddy's Day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Posted March 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2014 And a bust up with Giggs, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted March 18, 2014 Report Share Posted March 18, 2014 Do you believe the shyte you read in the papers about Tottenham too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Posted March 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2014 It says in the press that Sherwood is nuts and Levy is a cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted March 18, 2014 Report Share Posted March 18, 2014 Hmmm. Surprisingly accurate... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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