billy2shots Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 So, the Mrs and kids have gone to London for a few days, it's Friday night and I have the house to myself. Before I go any further i do know that I shouldn't be expressing my thoughts on an Internet Forum but it's a bit easier getting feedback on sensitive subjects on here as apposed to friends or family. Here's the deal. i love my wife to bits but after 9 years of marriage things have got a bit, well you know, boring. Our lives are great but we seem to have got stuck in a rut and things have become routine. We do the same activities on the same days and we even eat home made pizza EVERY bloody Saturday. It's Friday night and an opportunity has presented itself. The big question is do I take the risk? Do I throw caution to the wind in an act of pure selfishness? Do I eat the Saturday pizza tonight, on a Friday!!! 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 Go on - see how far you can push your luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 Oh, and don't forget to book the hookers 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 I'm trying to work out whether "homemade pizza" is a euphemism. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billy2shots Posted February 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 Home made pizza will have to wait. Just got in from work and now I need to go back there after I find a shop with a tumble dryer in stock (we do 7 loads a day at work). I will brake the norm though and smash in the pizza for lunch tomorrow. I know it's madness but that's the kind of crazy fool I am 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waylander Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 So - homemade pizza on a Saturday then while the missus is away. We've established who the boring one is then 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billy2shots Posted February 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 Guilty as charged. This could be like Fight Club. it was all me after all. Do I even have a family at all, was it just in my imagination????? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 On 2/17/2017 at 4:35 PM, billy2shots said: I will brake the norm though and smash in the pizza for lunch tomorrow Expand That's definitely a euphemism... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chick Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 Want to spice up your life? Add chilli to the pizza 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billy2shots Posted February 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 I'm planning on eating it at 4pm before I pick the family up from the train station. One hour and a half before our usual 5.30pm dinner time. I wear the trousers in this house. That's how I roll. Come at me bro. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billy2shots Posted February 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 So..... The weather was beautiful as ever on the sunny south coast. Decided to take my 3 nephews out on my boat around Poole harbour. Had to hurry back and am now sat outside the train station waiting for my family. In other news. I shall be eating pizza at 17.30 tonight. As I did last Saturday and as I will next. Move along, nothing to see here. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waylander Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarMad Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 So close, maybe next time. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulboy Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 Amazing exciting life coincidence! I have only just read this thread and I ALSO had a pizza (last night)! And as I don't like pizza that is quite exciting and leftfield for me. Not homemade though. Pizza express from Waitrose .....then added prawns, a tin of tuna and Puttanesca. It was ok. Living the dream also! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarMad Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 This outlandish behaviour from you two is making me feel dizzy you need to get help living on the edge like this. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waylander Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 Wtf is puttanesca?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian_C Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 I must admit I did have to consult google to check. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=making a pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waylander Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 Hence my querying the "putta" ingredient Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulboy Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 (edited) On 3/7/2017 at 9:02 PM, Waylander said: Wtf is puttanesca?? Expand Puttanesca (sp?) is the Lords finest piece of work. I get it in a jar from Waitrose and it's great for lobbing on pasta / salads / pizza etc to make things taste like someone who can actually cook has made it. Particularly awesome on a Nicoise(sp?...again) Salad. tomatoes, olive oil, anchovies, olives, capers and garlic. This is the rascal. Get some....and live the dream! Edited March 12, 2017 by Soulboy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waylander Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 hhhmmm slimy, fishy and reminiscent of Spanish word for whore. How fitting 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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