snez22 Posted February 13, 2003 Report Share Posted February 13, 2003 what do you call a sly bottle of cough mixture that gives oral sex? cunning linctus. the only joke i've ever made up. thank you and goodnight. snez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ari Posted February 13, 2003 Report Share Posted February 13, 2003 Taxi for Mr. Snez please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollox Posted February 16, 2003 Report Share Posted February 16, 2003 Snez, pick a window - any window!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ari Posted February 16, 2003 Report Share Posted February 16, 2003 Actually I made up a joke once, ages ago, and it goes like this... Theres these two race horses in stables discussing the next days racing, and one horse says "I hear the going is going to be soft tomorrow, I'm a bit concerned, I don't run well when the going is soft". The second horse replies "That is a worry you're right, could be a problem that". The stable dog overhears this exchange and says to the horses "listen, I don't think you need to worry, I don't think the going is going to be as soft as you imagine". And the first horse turns to the second and says "Feck me, a talking dog!!!" I'll see myself out....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r3hep Posted February 17, 2003 Report Share Posted February 17, 2003 ari, take your coat... and give snez's to him on your way out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollox Posted February 17, 2003 Report Share Posted February 17, 2003 OUT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snez22 Posted February 18, 2003 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2003 hahahaha. talking dog!!! hahahahahaha. (really, i found that funny). who's round is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollox Posted February 18, 2003 Report Share Posted February 18, 2003 Yours. And the bar's outside.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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