n3wt Posted November 7, 2004 Report Share Posted November 7, 2004 I came across this site originally through the old evo forum, back in the days when it was blue and Aquadrome didn't write Sniff Petrol, not at all, no sir. Top stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omi Posted November 7, 2004 Report Share Posted November 7, 2004 Hooray for a new timewasting forum! BMW SMG article last month had me in stitches, as did the old classifieds... Keep up the good blah blah... p.s. - My PDA is being arsey, in case this posts 8 times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURTON Posted November 8, 2004 Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 What is sniff petrol? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollox Posted November 8, 2004 Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 burton have you completely lost your nuggets?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURTON Posted November 8, 2004 Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 Nope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollox Posted November 8, 2004 Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 click HERE my old china and all will be clear... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURTON Posted November 8, 2004 Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 Ahhhhhhhhh cheers dear boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagan Posted November 9, 2004 Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 Click? There? I'd sooner post this message upon this new board... Tasty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seanc Posted November 9, 2004 Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 Recent convert: great site, working my way through the archive now. 'Some forthcoming supercars, yesterday. Economic crisis not pictured' Genius. If I could be arsed (and was witty enough) I'd start a video game equivalent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexG Posted November 10, 2004 Report Share Posted November 10, 2004 Great site.... carry on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaddyDub Posted November 10, 2004 Report Share Posted November 10, 2004 Im lost.... but anyway, shout out to all the MK peeps up in here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malagus Posted November 11, 2004 Report Share Posted November 11, 2004 re: annoyingness selling cars. have you all sent off for your free "hate something change something" bag from the honda site yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaddyDub Posted November 11, 2004 Report Share Posted November 11, 2004 [ QUOTE ] re: annoyingness selling cars. have you all sent off for your free "hate something change something" bag from the honda site yet? [/ QUOTE ] No, but I will now. Edit: Bugger there all gone, You you lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pbl Posted November 12, 2004 Report Share Posted November 12, 2004 Richard, Been following SniffPetrol for a while now, and always get excited when the new issue is due. One comment i've been wanting to put to you for a while - for f*cks sake, please keep Carcoat Damphands out of it. If it is a mate of yours putting it in, great, get him to post his own site. Just please keep him away from a keyboard. That thousand monkeys saying comes to mind, but he is only one monkey on one keyboard. Keep up the good work and f*ck Carcoat off to somewhere sunny. Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollox Posted November 12, 2004 Report Share Posted November 12, 2004 How excited?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tristram Posted November 13, 2004 Report Share Posted November 13, 2004 I know this sounds like just another 'keep up the good work, love the site, etc etc' - but well, I mean it, its fantastic, keeps me amused for all of 10 mins, until the next installment. Consider sides split for each issue. And keep carcoat in, lurvely nonsense - if you understand the slang (about 10% of the time or so....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uldis Posted November 14, 2004 Report Share Posted November 14, 2004 hey all love the site great content was going to email about setting up a forum top stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Webbo Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Hello to you to. I have a Land Rover Freelander & an Escort Cosworth. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingyaris Posted November 20, 2004 Report Share Posted November 20, 2004 Erm... This is another one of those "love the site" type ones... Sorry... I can't even say the words "Kia Magentis" without laughing now... Keep up the good work, A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ton_Up_Kitten Posted November 26, 2004 Report Share Posted November 26, 2004 Have been a fan of Sniff Petrol for many years now, from back when it was Inhaling the Fragrance of Fractionated Crude Oil Products, or some such name. Keep up with the F1 driver, bashing - they're twats and deserve it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted December 3, 2004 Report Share Posted December 3, 2004 OK you Limey gits. Its your new best mate "Skippy the Bush Shag-a-Roo" here from Sydney Or-strail-ya, the greatest land on earth. A land where the beers are cheap cold strong and delicious, the women are the same.. just warmer and blonde, and the cars are better then anything that ever came out any British factory. Ever. Full stop. So shut up and drink. Of course we dont pay 50 bleeding Euro for an eye dropper full of watered-down ethanol laced unleaded perfumed Enviro friendly diesel or other "pretendy-poofter-petrol" (euro? thats a small kanagaroo! nice of all them wops to name their money after our road kill- Maybe we should rename our dollar the weasle- but I digress) so we drive big tough Aussie cars. Aussie built V8 engines (from ford or US 2nds from Hold-on) with over 5 Litres and nearly 300Kw of grunt or the worlds best Inline six in our Ford Falcons. (turbo optional) I love them Falcons, fast as an aussie sheila after a few brews, better lookin then my barmaids t!ts (and thats saying something), last for about 20 million miles before breaking , and thirstier then the aussie cricket team celebrating another win over the poms! (again? ho humm) Its got one of them tip-tronic automatic trannys so i can pretend to be Mark Webber (you know him, he crapped all over your unwashed drivers even in a clapped out Jag) It also handles and steers as good as any 4 door sedan from Krautland, Wopland, Japland or anywhere. so shut up and drink The car is so big you can fit 5 fat-arsed aussie blokes, enough beer, food guns and stuff for a weekend pig ro-- ... umm shooting. It will still cruise at over 160Km hour all day (except for petrol beer and p!$$ stops). Yeh I drive a brand new one. We also have a thing called a Commodore. It has a stretched Opel Senator body (or something poofy) and American factory 2nds v6 and v8 engines. Looks like crap, goes alright, but is made out of everyone elses rejects and pretend to be aussie. Fair Dinkum! Wot else? We have a car called a Dagna or somesh!t. Take a mitsubishi lancer or whatever you have sitting around unsold and put inserts across and along it so it looks like dogs vomit and is big anough to hold 5 blokes. We pretend it doesnt exist. I think they sold those blokes one each now, so it was pointless. And Toyota sell Crampys to sales reps fleets. Oh we have a new thing form Ford called Northern Territory, coz thats how big it is. It's a cross between a Falcon and BMW X5. Its better then the beemer in EVERY way at one third the price. (so shut up and drink) We also have the best race track in the world (Mt Panorama Bathurst for you uneducated soap dodgers), and the best weather. Each year at Bathurst we all get together for abonding ritual called BadThirst 1000 beacuse we drink 1000 beers each while setting fire to each others cars and watching our drivers cream all those poufs from UK Europe and America. And a Race or two. Now you lot get back into your dinky toys and enjoy he traffic. Im off for a few coldies, a 100 mph cruise and a roll with that blonde with the big...smile... all the best, Your new best mate Skippy the Bush Shag-a-roo Oh, and I DONT read Carcoat, which is even funnier then reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kraniel Posted December 3, 2004 Report Share Posted December 3, 2004 [ QUOTE ] yadi yada [/ QUOTE ] So I'll just shut up and drink then. I mean, it's Friday and everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imp Posted December 5, 2004 Report Share Posted December 5, 2004 Ahh sniff petrol five minuets of mild amusement each month Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dozymare Posted December 5, 2004 Report Share Posted December 5, 2004 Minuets? Has yours got sound? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollox Posted December 5, 2004 Report Share Posted December 5, 2004 Maybe he meant minarets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Please sign in to comment
You will be able to leave a comment after signing in
Sign In Now