Mort Posted July 19, 2005 Report Share Posted July 19, 2005 George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow's name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu. George: The Chinaman! Condi: Hu is leading China. George: Now whaddya' asking me for? Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That's the man's name. George: That's who's name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi: That's correct. George: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You don't want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? George: Who is the guy at the U.N? Condi: Hu is the guy in China. George: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJno1 Posted July 19, 2005 Report Share Posted July 19, 2005 The sad thing is that it's believable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaddyDub Posted July 19, 2005 Report Share Posted July 19, 2005 That made me LMAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sipperana Posted July 19, 2005 Report Share Posted July 19, 2005 I didn't read this at first. Normally I get bored reading long jokes, by the time I get to the punchline I've forgotten the set-up. But that was very funny. Sounds like something off of team America Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StealthMullet Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 Quality, lvery similar to an old Abbot and Costello routine (the one Rainman makes a mantra out of I think) but still v good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busby Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 That's great stuff - how long before that appears on 2DTV or Dead Ringers?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiftyPence Posted July 21, 2005 Report Share Posted July 21, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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