Funny IRC quotes

[sayerbloke]

I`m sure a lot of you are aware of Bash.org, but for those of you who aren't, you can find the current most popular quotes HERE.

Possible work-warning due to bad language.

A couple of my favourites:

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<UKDJ|Planet> I swear to god

<UKDJ|Planet> I've just heard a duck tell a joke

<Jock> o...k

<UKDJ|Planet> there was as group of ducks on a pond near where i live

<UKDJ|Planet> one of the ducks was quacking away looking straight at a group of like 10 ducks

<UKDJ|Planet> then he stopped and all the other ducks went mental

<UKDJ|Planet> it looked just like duck stand-up comedy

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<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

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<_kr4m3r> so many feckin criminals, its bullshit

<foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die

<foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"

<foniks`> whatd u think they'd say?

<FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"

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<[TN]FBMachine> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section.

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<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.

<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.

<Ben174> : Where u work?

<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com

*** Ben174 ([email protected]) Quit (Leaving)

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[garcon magnifique]

That just wasted an hour!! Superb!!

[FiftyPence]

now this one is just class:

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<Nate> The Americans spent 5 years and 10 million dollars to develope a pen that would write in space, freezing cold, extreme heat, and in zero gravity.

<Nate> The Russians used a pencil

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