dalegolf Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Man walks into a pub, sees his mate and runs over to talk to him. "Oh mate! You will not believe what just happened to me!" His friend is slightly bewildered "What? What?" "Oh it was just like it was straight out of a fairytale mate! I was looking out my window and you know how it backs out onto the railway yeah? Well i saw this girl all tied up on the tracks, so i ran down there y'know, all knight in shining armour like and untied her, took her back to my place and we made love all night!!" Amazed by his friends luck "Wow mate, thats excellent! So was this Damsel in distress gorgeous then? But she was!" "Gorgeous? Well i wouldn't know, i never did find her head..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dalegolf Posted February 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2006 I'm afraid not enough people have read my joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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