dazdot Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 A Welshman was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely welshman. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the man had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when he rescued her and he slowly nursed her back to health. When the young maiden was well enough, he introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the Taffy started to get "those feelings" again. He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear ........ Would you mind taking the dog for a walk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
collease Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 [ QUOTE ] A Welshman was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely welshman. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the man had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when he rescued her and he slowly nursed her back to health. When the young maiden was well enough, he introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the Taffy started to get "those feelings" again. He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear ........ Would you mind taking the dog for a walk? [/ QUOTE ] no offence meant but a little taken. still funny though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhyds Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 What is the fixation with the sheep soddomy thing? For a Welshman its just old now, everybody's moved on to Charlotte Chrurch jokes here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaddyDub Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Would you mind taking the dog for a walk? [/ QUOTE ] no offence meant but a little taken. still funny though. [/ QUOTE ] Learn to laugh at yourself FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomk Posted February 3, 2006 Report Share Posted February 3, 2006 ive heard that before about service men in the dessert and a cammel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOSE Posted February 3, 2006 Report Share Posted February 3, 2006 Being Welsh, the only thing I can say is "don't knock it till ya tried it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
collease Posted February 3, 2006 Report Share Posted February 3, 2006 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Would you mind taking the dog for a walk? [/ QUOTE ] no offence meant but a little taken. still funny though. [/ QUOTE ] Learn to laugh at yourself FFS [/ QUOTE ] i was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaddyDub Posted February 3, 2006 Report Share Posted February 3, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Being Welsh, the only thing I can say is "don't knock it till ya tried it" [/ QUOTE ] LMAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted February 4, 2006 Report Share Posted February 4, 2006 When you see signs in Wales for a leisure centre don't be looking for a large building. Look for half a dozen sheep tied to a lamp post. BTW i'm half Welsh Jon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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