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Fun in retirement


Bellypot
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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

The other day I went into town and to a shop on Government Street.

I was only in there for about 5 minutes,When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "How about giving a senior a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a not-nice name.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.

So I called him a piece of dog poo.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first one.

Then he started writing a third ticket.This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't give a poo. I came into town on the bus.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired, it's important at my age.

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