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Clarkson - Audi S3 review


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Does anyone really believe a word Clarkson says?

I find his reviews full of mistakes and often a year later he'll class a car he slated as the best thing since sliced bread.

He's a great presenter, but I don't rate his reviews of many cars.

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Interesting. For all those wondering about the RS3

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I’d like, at this point, to advise you all hold off until the much talked about RS3 comes onto the market. But I’m reliably informed that despite much speculation in the motoring press, and even a handful of spy pictures, no such thing will be launched until after the all-new A3 is introduced, two years from now.

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Wonderful! Another 5 years of RS3 rumours and mystique.

I should imagine by then that it will be powered by a twin-turbo (infinitely variable vane, of course), single supercharger 7 cylinder engine with 560bhp, and have the next generation KumQuattro (which only powers the outside set of wheels in a corner), not to mention seats made from 2mm slivers of carbonfibre and have a smarties dispenser in the (carbon fibre) armrest.

I have been reliably informed that it will allegedly cost approximately £67k base and that a triangular "S" steering wheel and transparent PVC wheels will be much sought-after options.

If I were you, I'd place your deposits now 169144-ok.gif

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MK1 TT's were. Not seen any women drive the new ones yet, just blokes. grin.gif

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....So far, out of about 8 I've seen, only 1 has been driven by a bloke!

I believed JC's review of the Mk5 GTI, test drove it, and the rest is history - He was spot on in his review of that one at least.

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He is right about the turbo lag though

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....Due to the S3's relatively bigger turbo than the GTI for example, I expect. It just goes to prove how finely balancing a car results in a good 'un. But you would have thought that Audi would have addressed any turbo lag problem. I've sat in the new S3 but not driven one.

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Usual JC, 75% crap about eskimos and the arctic tundra, leaving about 4 paragraphs to review the car. His style over substance is realy grating in the ST (and I like him on TG).

Criticisms were valid (the lag is overplayed) although he ignored the downside of a heavy V6 upfront also. As for Audi fitting a 420ps RS4 engine in an S3 for £28k - yeah right!!

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Yeah, very strange review, I had to read most of it before I actually read anything about the S3..

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I find most of Clarksons reviews like this, always goes on about something trivial and eventually gets round to the job in hand.

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